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#4217338 - 11/03/09 03:58 PM I'm pretty fuckin drunk
Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
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Who wants to run to the store for me?
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#4217343 - 11/03/09 04:00 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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What do you need?
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#4217348 - 11/03/09 04:01 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Fyyyaaaagggg]
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a fifth of vodka, a box of dutchies, a black and white cookie and 40oz of big bear and a tin of griz mint
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#4217352 - 11/03/09 04:02 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Fyyyaaaagggg]
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 Originally Posted By: Ffffyyyagggg
What do you need?


KY or Astroglide, what ever you prefer!
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#4217354 - 11/03/09 04:02 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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Popov ok?
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#4217355 - 11/03/09 04:02 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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That sounds like a recipe for diarrhea.
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#4217356 - 11/03/09 04:02 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Fyyyaaaagggg]
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 Originally Posted By: Ffffyyyagggg
Popov ok?
shit I prefer bartons but sure.

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#4217357 - 11/03/09 04:03 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Fyyyaaaagggg]
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tell you what, just drive recklessly to the store, and become an hero for all of us.
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#4217359 - 11/03/09 04:03 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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#4217360 - 11/03/09 04:03 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: navyblue2000]
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 Originally Posted By: navyblue2000
tell you what, just drive recklessly to the store, and become an hero for all of us.
Seeing how none of you guys will actually go to the store for me, wtf do you think I'm gonna do?

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#4217362 - 11/03/09 04:04 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: navyblue2000]
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4chan talkz yo!!!
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#4217368 - 11/03/09 04:05 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Longba11]
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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Lyrics
Artist(Band):Bloodhound Gang
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Send "You're Pretty When I'm Drunk" Ringtones to Cell

One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission
To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'
Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless
Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's gonna get some probably underage and dumb
And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young
Lupus in the lavatory making a big stink
Macing up the toilet seat and pooping in the sink
M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup
Waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up
Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale
After that I get silly like Soupy Sales
Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed
A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz
With my beer-tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Here she comes, a funky fried cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty
Cause I'm Mr. McFeelie with a speedy delivery
You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me
But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be
Hey Lupus is she cute? Yea for a pygmie
Aw! What do you know? You're probably going home alone
And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone
Plus beauty, it's only skin deep
It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak
I could tap that barrel, in fact I know I can
It's a ménage à trois you and me and Heineken

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)

Regrets I've had a few
First and foremost I'd like to mention you
For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy
Your a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy
You can call it big-boned, I prefer to call it gut
You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the fuckin' Hutt
You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy
I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry
It was 3 A.M. and I wasn't gettin' squat
So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

I was buttering rolls like a soup kitchen Christian
Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'
I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance
But how was i supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants
At that junction I came to realize
That only Frank Perdue likes thighs that size
Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament
That you were not a girl you were an experiment

Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(You're pretty when I'm drunk)
You're pretty when I'm drunk
(and I'm pretty fuckin' drunk)
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#4217372 - 11/03/09 04:06 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Longba11]
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 Originally Posted By: Longba11
4chan talkz yo!!!


LOL

I post a meme once and I get 4chan called out. heh.
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#4217390 - 11/03/09 04:09 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: navyblue2000]
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If you drive to the store please tape it. And yell at the traffic!
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#4217391 - 11/03/09 04:10 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: navyblue2000]
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I'llll bussss a nigggaa head if the price riiiiight
I'lllll makke a nigggaa begggg if the price righttttttt

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#4217394 - 11/03/09 04:10 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: VictoriaSiR]
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 Originally Posted By: VictoriaSiR
If you drive to the store please tape it. And yell at the traffic!
Thought about it, kinda dangerous holding a camera with one hand and steering/shifting with the others and how will I flip the bird?

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#4217396 - 11/03/09 04:11 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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The best thing since bottled beverages under a cap I'm fitting to take under rap, take over I'm over that.
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#4217409 - 11/03/09 04:14 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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Please do not drive to the store. I have lots and lots of friends who live in your area. Don't want one of em getting creamed on their way home from work.

Serious post is serious.
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#4217410 - 11/03/09 04:14 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: navyblue2000]
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I just passed up a free donut that they were handing out before classes today. WTF is wrong with me? I guess I need to be drunk like Art.
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#4217411 - 11/03/09 04:14 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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If you see some girls on the way, yell, "git your tits out!" in a british accent.
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#4217417 - 11/03/09 04:15 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: UpstateNY06Si]
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 Originally Posted By: UpstateNY06Si
Please do not drive to the store. I have lots and lots of friends who live in your area. Don't want one of em getting creamed on their way home from work.

Serious post is serious.
I've been hit by drunk drivers but I never hit shit drunk 'cept a road sign

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#4217421 - 11/03/09 04:15 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
UpstateNY06Si Online   happy
is still a dumb ass
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That just means you are due.
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#4217432 - 11/03/09 04:18 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: John209]
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 Originally Posted By: John209
That sounds like a recipe for diarrhea.


Was thinking the same thing. Liquor, smokes, and dip with a cookie?
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#4217433 - 11/03/09 04:18 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: RoofusZ]
Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
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The dutch masters are for blunts duh
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#4217478 - 11/03/09 04:28 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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All joking aside, you should seek help.
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#4217480 - 11/03/09 04:29 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Nacho Libre]
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 Originally Posted By: **Rob**
All joking aside, you should seek help.
Damn, you're on point today huh?

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#4217486 - 11/03/09 04:31 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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make another video!
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#4217492 - 11/03/09 04:34 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Garest]
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 Originally Posted By: Garest
make another video!
about what?

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#4217493 - 11/03/09 04:35 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
 Originally Posted By: Garest
make another video!
about what?


about you calling your ex and crying like a little bitch. as she sucks off that other guy.

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#4217502 - 11/03/09 04:37 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Nacho Libre]
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 Originally Posted By: **Rob**
 Originally Posted By: Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
 Originally Posted By: Garest
make another video!
about what?


about you calling your ex and crying like a little bitch. as she sucks off that other guy.

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#4217524 - 11/03/09 04:44 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
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rob your such a fag
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#4217528 - 11/03/09 04:45 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
 Originally Posted By: **Rob**
 Originally Posted By: Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
 Originally Posted By: Garest
make another video!
about what?


about you calling your ex and crying like a little bitch. as she sucks off that other guy.


Well you know it aint him shes sucking...

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#4217533 - 11/03/09 04:46 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Miles Long ]
Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
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right?! lol
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#4217538 - 11/03/09 04:46 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: Arthur VandeRoid: Ranger
rob your such a fag


ok

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#4217539 - 11/03/09 04:47 PM Re: I'm pretty fuckin drunk [Re: Nacho Libre]
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I'm just kidding rob but you are a dick
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