#5302306 - 01/12/11 10:35 AM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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#5302334 - 01/12/11 10:41 AM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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bah. use all of it and smear melted chocolate all over the place
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#5302353 - 01/12/11 10:47 AM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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Starskie
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bah. use all of it and smear melted chocolate all over the place
do you always bring melted chocolate with you to the bathroom when you take a shit?
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#5302381 - 01/12/11 10:58 AM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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Leave the roll empty and drop a full roll into the toilet.
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#5302508 - 01/12/11 11:56 AM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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f22b-dohc
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bah. use all of it and smear melted chocolate all over the place do you always bring melted chocolate with you to the bathroom when you take a shit?
no, but i have xmas chocolates that accumulate at my desk.
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#5302571 - 01/12/11 12:28 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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BroKe
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you would rather not finish wiping your ass and leave some that is probably not enough for a full wipe either for the next person? so you have 2 stank ass men walking around the office scratching their dirty assholes? um not sure if OP serious??!!?!?!
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#5302579 - 01/12/11 12:29 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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say your office has a single stall bathroom and you are taking a shit. it's low on TP and there is none left under the sink. do you use all the TP to wipe your ass even if that means using whatever is left on the roll? or do you leave a little for the next person. or do you wipe with your sock? We don't have that problem where I work, the janitor tops that puppy up every day. 
did you just take a pic of yourself taking a shit?!
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#5302623 - 01/12/11 12:43 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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say your office has a single stall bathroom and you are taking a shit. it's low on TP and there is none left under the sink. do you use all the TP to wipe your ass even if that means using whatever is left on the roll? or do you leave a little for the next person. or do you wipe with your sock? We don't have that problem where I work, the janitor tops that puppy up every day. did you just take a pic of yourself taking a shit?!
do you not recognize the black oval?
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#5302632 - 01/12/11 12:46 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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say your office has a single stall bathroom and you are taking a shit. it's low on TP and there is none left under the sink. do you use all the TP to wipe your ass even if that means using whatever is left on the roll? or do you leave a little for the next person. or do you wipe with your sock? We don't have that problem where I work, the janitor tops that puppy up every day. did you just take a pic of yourself taking a shit?! do you not recognize the black oval?
lol.
your hair isn't far away from being:
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#5302696 - 01/12/11 01:04 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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c2k
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^^Turd on the floor. You gotta be kidding...
Use it all and that way the next guy KNOWS he won't be able to wipe his ass. Means he has to go down the road to Timmies to pinch a loaf.
Nope, I kid you not. Im not trying to be racist or anything like that, just gonna say it like how it was. When we were really busy, my company hired a bunch of vietnamese guys to help out to relieve the workload and since then I noticed the bathroom was starting to smell bloody awful, boot prints on the toilet seats, turds on the floor, turd splatter on the toilet seat, it was just bloody awful to the point where if I had to take a crunch, I'd get in the car and drive to the truck stop up the street to take a crunch.
My company even had a big sign that's like 24x36 asking to keep the bathroom clean and that backfired on them. Also, my company had to put a card access pass to the bathroom so they'd track/monitor who's going to the bathroom and finding the culpits who was not very hygienic. Sure enough, my production manager happened to walk in on one vietnamese fella swatting with his boots on the toilet seat and his turd missed the toilet. The next thing I know he was educated by my production manager on the bathroom etiquette and hygiene.
To this day, I still have no idea who was doing it and frankly I dont care cuz if I have to take a crunch, I expect to go to a clean bathroom with clean seats and clean floors. That's not a whole lot to ask isnt it? You wanna talk about 'office etiquette' about bathroom, toilet papers, there were none at my work for a few solid months.
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#5302708 - 01/12/11 01:07 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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Risk E. Business, esq.
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say your office has a single stall bathroom and you are taking a shit. it's low on TP and there is none left under the sink. do you use all the TP to wipe your ass even if that means using whatever is left on the roll? or do you leave a little for the next person. or do you wipe with your sock? We don't have that problem where I work, the janitor tops that puppy up every day. did you just take a pic of yourself taking a shit?!
Nope, that's from yesterday.
My buds and I have a BBM group with over 10 ppl and we generally have an afternoon roll call of what everyone is doing and that was me yesterday in the afternoon 
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#5302709 - 01/12/11 01:08 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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Oh and i need haircut
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#5302724 - 01/12/11 01:10 PM
Re: spinoff: office etiquette v. TP
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use the rest and replace it with sandpaper. 
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