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#9106936 - 08/15/17 11:39 PM Rubbin my taint raw
lugnut33 Offline
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Whenever I take longer bike rides. I have a good seat. Just wear regular shorts. It hurts. Any ideas to keep my taint healthy?
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#9106955 - 08/16/17 12:34 AM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: lugnut33]
SJP0tato Offline
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How long rides are we talking here?
What kind of bike?
Regular shorts like khakis/cotton?
If you're feeling super modest try a pair of something like these to start out: http://www.nashbar.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Product_10053_10052_577307_-1___204935
If you're feeling less modest, any road cycling shorts will do wonders.

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#9107020 - 08/16/17 07:33 AM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: SJP0tato]
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If you don't want to look like a road-bike nerd you can get chamois underwear to wear under your normal shorts.
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#9107063 - 08/16/17 08:07 AM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: I like to kiss my own curry penis]
lugnut33 Offline
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Any ride over an hour leads to chaffing.
It's a hybrid bike.
Just wearing longer gym shorts. I know it's not ideal, but I also don't want to wear biking shorts. Don't want to be that guy and look funny.
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#9107136 - 08/16/17 09:13 AM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: lugnut33]
chris4652008 Offline
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I put a soft comfy MTB seat on my roadbike.. blissful now
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#9107473 - 08/16/17 01:22 PM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: chris4652008]
KEVIN RETURNS Offline
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I had the same issue monday [chapped ass], I do a lot of rides w/o proper riding shorts [just normal shorts] and monday after ~100 miles or so in 3-4 days my ass was pretty sore. normally you just toughen up and deal w/it or wear biking shorts w/pad
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#9107778 - 08/16/17 05:15 PM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: KEVIN RETURNS]
Mrs. Ironmom Offline
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Best lube out there:
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#9107787 - 08/16/17 05:23 PM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: Mrs. Ironmom]
ScottStaypuff Offline
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1) Synthetic wicking underwear
2) Synthetic thin shorts
3) Comfy seat
4) thigh/crack lube - I just use diaper cream with zinc but I'm not a pro like Mr. Mom
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#9107825 - 08/16/17 05:55 PM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: chris4652008]
nato2377 Offline
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Loc: Denver, CO
 Originally Posted By: chris4652008
I put a soft comfy MTB seat on my roadbike.. blissful now


this is actually the opposite of what you want to do. glad it works for you though

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#9108072 - 08/16/17 11:38 PM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: ScottStaypuff]
Mrs. Ironmom Offline
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 Originally Posted By: Scottstaypufft
I'm not a pro like Mr. Mom


Im pretty sure they're still making it in their garage. I just Ike supporting a small company...especially when they make stuff that works!
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#9108573 - 08/17/17 03:20 PM Re: Rubbin my taint raw [Re: Mrs. Ironmom]
dirtyS13drifta Offline
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Step 1: your seat shouldn't touch your taint, so clearly you don't have a good seat
Step 2: since you're not on your sit-bones, get a chamois shorts. Mtn bike ones don't look like bike shorts. Or wear gym shorts over bike shorts. Or get a liner style. I've been known to to any of the above while commuting.
step 3: increase gradually
Step 4: cream

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