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#7739323 - 06/18/14 04:07 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
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#7739333 - 06/18/14 04:14 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: dirtyS13drifta
Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
riiiight.

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#7739357 - 06/18/14 04:27 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: ping pong in ding dong
 Originally Posted By: dirtyS13drifta
Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
riiiight.


It's a great visual though

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#7739361 - 06/18/14 04:31 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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#7739365 - 06/18/14 04:34 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Every time we mention art's ability to run we get deflect, deflect, avoid, "riiight", and let's not forget. "HAVE YOU SEEN ME BRO?!"

But he's faster than everyone, don't forget!

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#7739446 - 06/18/14 05:34 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: dirtyS13drifta
Every time we mention art's ability to run we get deflect, deflect, avoid, "riiight", and let's not forget. "HAVE YOU SEEN ME BRO?!"

But he's faster than everyone, don't forget!

I had the third fastest 1.5 mile in my academy class


The other two guys weighed 50+ pounds less than me and ran cross country


I routinely run 5 or more miles a week


This chink you believe you've found in my armor is in your head. I'm very fast and can run very far.

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#7739494 - 06/18/14 06:10 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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But what was your 1.5 mile time?

(I'm not a fast guy by any stretch but I wonder if I could outrun the police if I had to)
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#7739511 - 06/18/14 06:21 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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1.5 mile pace sounds impressive(impossible to say, because you of course don't list it).

FWIW I actually suspect you are fast for a short distance. But 5 miles a week doesn't sound far, let alone anything like "very" far. That's what? less than 40 minutes of running.
Very far starts at about 20 miles, I suspect you're hitting the wall at 1/2 that.

This isn't about chink in the armor, it's about you coming in to shit on people constantly. Based on your e-bragging vs Stickaz, I'd put money on Stickaz.


Edited by dirtyS13drifta (06/18/14 06:23 PM)

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#7739513 - 06/18/14 06:22 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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I think it was 9:28, 77 push-ups and 65ish sit-ups (the sit-up portion had a time limit)
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#7739515 - 06/18/14 06:24 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: dirtyS13drifta
1.5 mile pace sounds impressive(impossible to say, because you of course don't list it).

FWIW I actually suspect you are fast, but 5 miles a week doesn't sound far, let alone anything like "very" far. That's what? less than 40 minutes of running.
Very far starts at about 20 miles, I suspect you're hitting the wall at 1/2 that.

I run more than 5 miles a week on average. The trail next to my house is marked every 1/4, run 2.5 miles down it and back is just convenient. I don't have nike plus at the moment.


I can run more than 10 miles with ease. You suspect wrong you cross eyed mole person.

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#7739525 - 06/18/14 06:28 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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And I apologize I don't have the exact numbers, it was over 3 years ago and a lot has happened in my life since then, being good at the physical portion of the academy wasn't something surprising to me. I was surprised people failed. Weak.
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#7739683 - 06/18/14 08:06 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Alright well pick a distance and e-race me. All you need is a smartphone (strava), then assuming you beat me , we can move on to how you are a better swimmer and biker I presume?

My favorite part is that everyone else in his thread is guaranteed faster in running than me, except for the only person claiming to be. Not sure what that 'a lot has happened in 3 years' bit implies but I'm guessing it's the excuse-o-meter ramping up. Not surprising.

I'm not saying 6:20 or whatever is a bad mile pace, if you look up my profile on strava I ran a similar one before I started some jogging last year i guess based on residual bike fitness or swimming or something. Sounds like it will be close I'd guess-- don't get me wrong my running sucks really badly. Actually I'm not sure compared to my peers my biking could be just as bad.

I'll be sure to go extra hard though lol. Or you can just enter a tri and compare splits that might be fun. My 'a' race will be an olympic tri in September. After all, your position is that you are faster than me in everything right? What better way to prove it?

You know what though? Who gives a fuck? There will be many people faster than me at these types of things (chicks included), kudos to all of them. Even if one of them likes to shit on everyone that doesn't meet his version of some kind of fitness ideal. Kudos to that guy too.
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#7739697 - 06/18/14 08:23 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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Not sure what that 'a lot has happened in 3 years' bit implies but I'm guessing it's the excuse-o-meter ramping up. Not surprising.
No, that's not what it implies. It means sorry I can't recall some numbers from the exit physical of the academy I graduated from in 2011, it implies I don't care. I've since got engaged, got a home, lots of stuff at work, etc etc.


I'm in excellent shape. I'm in better shape than when I graduated the academy.

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#7739701 - 06/18/14 08:25 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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So load strava on phone, pick distance to race me in. We can even do it at same time omg e-buddies

We can admire your excellent shape later
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#7739702 - 06/18/14 08:28 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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So load strava on phone, pick distance to race me in. We can even do it at same time omg e-buddies

We can admire your excellent shape later
I'll pick up nike + sneakers soon. I'm not having a GPS map of my neighborhood on here.

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#7739717 - 06/18/14 08:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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I'd rather get beat by stickaz in a race than a chick.
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#7739719 - 06/18/14 08:42 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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You can make that hidden in the privacy section, or just drive like 3 miles somewhere so that the 4 active posters +DM won't be able to hide under a bush near there 24/7 and wait to rape you

https://strava.zendesk.com/entries/20944416-privacy-settings

Or you could just make it completely private, print screen it and just show the results not the map. (Crop), who cares. At least it's something. Or you could be a strava buddy on full privacy but only buddy with one person you trust here. But a prtscreen is fine.

So what distance are we running?
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#7739722 - 06/18/14 08:43 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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#7739810 - 06/18/14 10:26 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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I thought we had other forums for people to shit on each other.
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#7739837 - 06/18/14 10:49 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: The Mighty BellRacer]
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I thought we had other forums for people to shit on each other.



Art likes to keep it consistent across the board.
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#7739847 - 06/18/14 10:54 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Sir Ironpool]
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I thought we had other forums for people to shit on each other.



Art likes to keep it consistent across the board.
ashy Larry over here

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#7739917 - 06/18/14 11:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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 Originally Posted By: Something Witty

My favorite part is that everyone else in his thread is guaranteed faster in running than me.




I'm pretty sure my 7/3 10k will be slower than your average 10k time.

I might be faster on the bike doe ;\)
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#7739951 - 06/19/14 01:33 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: gamby]
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Your move art! Excited to see you beat this jog from an hour ago.
When do we move on to the swim so you can prove you are a faster swimmer than me also? Do you have a bike or can you borrow one? The crickets have remained curiously silent on how we will get to the other 2/3 of your statement earlier in this thread. Don't get me wrong this isn't even remotely fast below any actual runner would laugh at it.


Fwiw this jog included a couple lights, but I don't know what distance you think proves that you are faster than me so I just went for a run. I presume that means any distance I run you believe you are faster than me so here you go:beat this. Sounds like it matches that jog behind your house: perfect!
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#7739959 - 06/19/14 02:10 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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#7739960 - 06/19/14 02:13 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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Aye, slow ass jogging joe. But faster than art
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#7739963 - 06/19/14 02:35 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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I'd rather get beat off by a chick in a race than a stickaz.

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#7739965 - 06/19/14 02:38 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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i got $ on stickaz in a swim, art on his feet or a bike.

art is just a better athlete and can probably will it even if sticky is at this shit daily(like art isnt lol). surfs up stickaz is probably too much there though.

and i am impressed at 7:17 pace from sticky.

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#7740198 - 06/19/14 09:12 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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art is just a better athlete



I could of been a contender

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#7742069 - 06/20/14 12:25 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7742091 - 06/20/14 12:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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What? I'll pick up some new nike plus shoes and try my very hardest to beat that 7:15 mile pace. My hardest
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#7742129 - 06/20/14 01:06 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7742186 - 06/20/14 02:11 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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What? I'll pick up some new nike plus shoes and try my very hardest to beat that 7:15 mile pace. My hardest


Cant wait! Next up 100 free. Unshaved/tapered and wallstart in practice im coming in at 55:xx, im sure you are faster since you are art but thats next up. Gopro works and the peanut gallery can pick the winner.
Then onto the bike yeah?
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#7742268 - 06/20/14 03:23 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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You know, I used to be on a swim team.
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#7742410 - 06/20/14 05:01 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7742418 - 06/20/14 05:08 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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