#7736755 - 06/16/14 09:02 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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^ I wonder what her perspective of that event was lol
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#7736769 - 06/16/14 09:17 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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chicked? and by women? coincidence or? sometimes you get chicked and theyre girls maybe? [or they dont have boobs so not sure?] *I'm not trying to suggest I'm fast or anything. Solid mid-packer in anything with distance.
Chicked by two women instead of what? chicked by two runners? two people? semantics
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#7736791 - 06/16/14 09:51 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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What's going on here?
Is "chicked" when a woman is beating you in a race or outrunning/outbiking you?
Yea, I know about this. I usually try to keep this from happening by running really hard until the girl gives out. I have terrible cardio, but I can beat most chicks unless they're REAL runner types.
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#7736856 - 06/16/14 11:45 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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It's different in tris than with running right? In running she was simply faster than you. In tris with waves not only was she faster than you but she also beat the N# of waves and the spread between each??on top of beating you. Lol
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#7736857 - 06/16/14 11:46 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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At my LBS weekly TT, I get chicked regularly. There are some fast chicks who race in it--like crazy fast. Many are pretty damn cute, too.
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#7737027 - 06/17/14 08:28 AM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Never ran cross country--that was the exclusive domain of dorks!
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#7737849 - 06/17/14 05:44 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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#7738232 - 06/17/14 11:36 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Are you faster than me in anything?
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#7738830 - 06/18/14 11:36 AM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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That is particularly true in ultras...but you'll swap both spots about 40 times during the race.
LOL totally makes sense.
Most times I'm just focused on surviving a race. And most endurance folks I've met are incredibly humble & encouraging. Though running my first two marathons 8 weeks apart - and living to tell the tale - is my proudest personal accomplishment to date.
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#7738857 - 06/18/14 11:49 AM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Are you faster than me in anything? I'm sure I'm faster than you in everything.
Such as? Post a current swim, bike, or run split. Mine are around. I'm doing a masters swim meet next month we can compare our times from that too. I won't even shave/taper.
Not saying I'm fast or anything (mid packer) but my run has improved heh. For some reason I'm slow on a bike lol you might have me there. And whatever, that's cool, I'm trying to get a little faster but am not all bent out of shape about it.
For how much negativity you throw around with your narrow definition of 'fitness' or getting in shape, let's at least establish that you are faster than me in *something* lol
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#7739100 - 06/18/14 01:40 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Blames poster for headache, keeps clicking his posts and responding....
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#7739109 - 06/18/14 01:53 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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My god you give me a headache
I could beat you in anything from hockey to horseshoes.
So this is your backpedal? Lol mr Field hockey silver spooner. Didn't we agree some time ago not to respond to each others posts? We have nothing useful to say to one another obviously. Enjoy your life, have fun.
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#7739128 - 06/18/14 02:04 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Dude enjoy your life, but please find another thread eh? To whatever extent my mediocrity infuriates you my bad
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#7739133 - 06/18/14 02:06 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Noticeable absent of any traditional sport where actual athletes compete. One is known as the offseason sport for football players tho. I'm sure that elite private tiny college was so hard to make the team also
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#7739323 - 06/18/14 04:07 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
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#7739365 - 06/18/14 04:34 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Every time we mention art's ability to run we get deflect, deflect, avoid, "riiight", and let's not forget. "HAVE YOU SEEN ME BRO?!"
But he's faster than everyone, don't forget!
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#7739511 - 06/18/14 06:21 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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1.5 mile pace sounds impressive(impossible to say, because you of course don't list it).
FWIW I actually suspect you are fast for a short distance. But 5 miles a week doesn't sound far, let alone anything like "very" far. That's what? less than 40 minutes of running. Very far starts at about 20 miles, I suspect you're hitting the wall at 1/2 that.
This isn't about chink in the armor, it's about you coming in to shit on people constantly. Based on your e-bragging vs Stickaz, I'd put money on Stickaz.
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#7739683 - 06/18/14 08:06 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Alright well pick a distance and e-race me. All you need is a smartphone (strava), then assuming you beat me , we can move on to how you are a better swimmer and biker I presume?
My favorite part is that everyone else in his thread is guaranteed faster in running than me, except for the only person claiming to be. Not sure what that 'a lot has happened in 3 years' bit implies but I'm guessing it's the excuse-o-meter ramping up. Not surprising.
I'm not saying 6:20 or whatever is a bad mile pace, if you look up my profile on strava I ran a similar one before I started some jogging last year i guess based on residual bike fitness or swimming or something. Sounds like it will be close I'd guess-- don't get me wrong my running sucks really badly. Actually I'm not sure compared to my peers my biking could be just as bad.
I'll be sure to go extra hard though lol. Or you can just enter a tri and compare splits that might be fun. My 'a' race will be an olympic tri in September. After all, your position is that you are faster than me in everything right? What better way to prove it?
You know what though? Who gives a fuck? There will be many people faster than me at these types of things (chicks included), kudos to all of them. Even if one of them likes to shit on everyone that doesn't meet his version of some kind of fitness ideal. Kudos to that guy too.
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#7739701 - 06/18/14 08:25 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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So load strava on phone, pick distance to race me in. We can even do it at same time omg e-buddies
We can admire your excellent shape later
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#7739719 - 06/18/14 08:42 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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You can make that hidden in the privacy section, or just drive like 3 miles somewhere so that the 4 active posters +DM won't be able to hide under a bush near there 24/7 and wait to rape you
https://strava.zendesk.com/entries/20944416-privacy-settings
Or you could just make it completely private, print screen it and just show the results not the map. (Crop), who cares. At least it's something. Or you could be a strava buddy on full privacy but only buddy with one person you trust here. But a prtscreen is fine.
So what distance are we running?
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#7739810 - 06/18/14 10:26 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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I thought we had other forums for people to shit on each other.
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#7739917 - 06/18/14 11:40 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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My favorite part is that everyone else in his thread is guaranteed faster in running than me.
I'm pretty sure my 7/3 10k will be slower than your average 10k time.
I might be faster on the bike doe
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#7739960 - 06/19/14 02:13 AM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Aye, slow ass jogging joe. But faster than art
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#7742069 - 06/20/14 12:25 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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#7742129 - 06/20/14 01:06 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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#7742186 - 06/20/14 02:11 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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What? I'll pick up some new nike plus shoes and try my very hardest to beat that 7:15 mile pace. My hardest
Cant wait! Next up 100 free. Unshaved/tapered and wallstart in practice im coming in at 55:xx, im sure you are faster since you are art but thats next up. Gopro works and the peanut gallery can pick the winner. Then onto the bike yeah?
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#7742438 - 06/20/14 05:25 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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i want to challenge art to a bike race
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#7742481 - 06/20/14 06:04 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Sweet! So you can make it to the deep end? Please tell us more about your superior speed and swimming experience.
Im also sure you on one of those bikes easily beats me on a time trial also Ask nato, its not the bike thatatters Post a split art! You got this! Aka 0/3
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#7742507 - 06/20/14 06:29 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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It's more amusing to listen to you bury yourself
Lots of idle chatter in here. Where are you going to mamufacture a 100 free time i wonder? Im swimming it in a meet next weekend. Im just going to hear your excuses and polliwog experience from now until forever.
The truly amusing part ia the forum blowhard being slower than fat me in everything.
The chance of you entering a legit bike time trial is zero, same as a swim meet.
Edit: amd nike+ doesn't evem use a gps right? Lol nice. At least use something with some verifiable accuracy
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#7742568 - 06/20/14 07:38 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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You are the one claiming to be faster than me, dont get it backwards. The onus is on you to prove your claim. There is nothing fancy about my beginner road bike I can bust out the $250 hybrid if youd like, i still cant beat some of my prs on that
The chances of a non-current swimmer beating me in a 100 is about zero if you want to talk about something funny.
Please cry and backpedal more, and how you have anything remotely in common with vick
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#7742683 - 06/20/14 09:07 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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#7815703 - 08/12/14 10:54 AM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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I figure 2 months would have been enough time to get a GPS-capable watch and/or jog split for oure ample-eared Dewey-looking tackleberry.
Let me guess: Art is slower than me in everything and is trying to get a split equivalent to mine, so we're like 1-3 yrs out from seeing an update to this thread. Not that it matters, but I'd ask the person who is confirmed slower in me than everything to STFU if I post a split/time/result when he is obviously slower to begin with.
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#7815961 - 08/12/14 12:22 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Hell, the soleus watch I have is down to $50.
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#7816206 - 08/12/14 02:03 PM
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One of two possible outcomes: - A friendly competition of stats, updated weekly with significant progress. - Epic backpedaling.
Hoping it's the former...
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#7816247 - 08/12/14 02:25 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Pure hilarity, I love these assumptions. Keep going.
What are your run times again, fat body?
Actually I believe teh question is to you. But keep trying to flip it back at us.
Still waiting for proof you can break 10 miles. "look at me", yeah, you look like exactly like the type of guy who can't run for more than a hour bro. But You do put down some decent sprints.
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#7816252 - 08/12/14 02:29 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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stickaz_old
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Pure hilarity, I love these assumptions. Keep going.
What are your run times again, fat body?
Can you scroll up Dewey?
After all, you're better than me in everything so I figure it wouldn't take more than 2 months for you to prove that you are faster than me in something. There's a 5.1m split here for you to compare against in this thread. Don't try too hard to find it.
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#7816864 - 08/12/14 10:22 PM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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#7816945 - 08/13/14 12:01 AM
Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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Just to be clear, in the analogy stickaz is ethan hawke?
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