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#7736471 - 06/16/14 06:39 PM getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens?
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apparently it's a 'thing'

example: yea dude I didn't get chicked until way towards the end of the run? *HI FIVE ME BRI*

or:
"... naw dude, I didn't even get chicked at all. At least if there were any chicks, they didnt have boobs! eg same difference! " HI FIVE ME BRO*"
or:
"...see that dude over there? He was getting chicked on the bike!"

the reason being the male/female pros all go first. So male age-groupers go before all the women. the younger you are the more of a headstart you get.

depending on how big the event is you might have a 8-12 minute lead over all the age-group chicks. So they have to beat you by that much [at least] to pass you.

on the last one I did in April I got hella chicked on the run [it was a sprint] , but they were super cool about it.
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#7736472 - 06/16/14 06:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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#7736484 - 06/16/14 06:43 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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tris leave in waves

wave 1: pro men + women. you never see these guys again as an age grouper

wave 2-n: all men
wave n-m: all women

each wave is say 4 minutes apart. there might be 3-4 waves between you and the first age group chick that starts behind you. When she passes you... you've been 'chicked' ;\)


also the fast age group chicks [cough: females] will mention that from their perspective the age group men are really annoying when passed [especially on the bike] as they will pass-back quite quickly and then inevitably slow up again... leading to rage/pass battles down the whole course until the slower rider finally gives up.

newsflash: if a chick is on your ass she's faster than you [also true in biking of virtually any sort: if they've made up the gap you might want to let them by]
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#7736511 - 06/16/14 06:56 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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I once ran a 7:47 trail 50 miler (a PR by a wide margin) and placed 14th out of 200 some runners. And I still got chicked by two women. The female winner was 4th overall and beat me by 37 minutes.

I've accepted the real possibility that I will never run a race where I'm not chicked. And that's OK
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#7736519 - 06/16/14 06:59 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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chicked? and by women? coincidence or? sometimes you get chicked and theyre girls maybe? [or they dont have boobs so not sure?]

*I'm not trying to suggest I'm fast or anything. Solid mid-packer in anything with distance.
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#7736614 - 06/16/14 07:33 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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i had the woman winner of the cohutta 100 race pass me at mile 95 but i caught her in the last mile and beat her by 23 seconds, ha!
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#7736755 - 06/16/14 09:02 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: nato2377]
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^ I wonder what her perspective of that event was lol
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#7736769 - 06/16/14 09:17 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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 Originally Posted By: Something Witty
chicked? and by women? coincidence or? sometimes you get chicked and theyre girls maybe? [or they dont have boobs so not sure?]

*I'm not trying to suggest I'm fast or anything. Solid mid-packer in anything with distance.


Chicked by two women instead of what? chicked by two runners? two people? semantics
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#7736791 - 06/16/14 09:51 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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What's going on here?

Is "chicked" when a woman is beating you in a race or outrunning/outbiking you?

Yea, I know about this. I usually try to keep this from happening by running really hard until the girl gives out. I have terrible cardio, but I can beat most chicks unless they're REAL runner types.
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#7736842 - 06/16/14 11:28 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: CrazeD]
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Hmm that's funny, when I used to do races I'd always find a girl with a solid pace and a nice ass and follow behind her on purpose. You guys are worried about losing to a girl? lol
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#7736849 - 06/16/14 11:36 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Lewis]
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#7736856 - 06/16/14 11:45 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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It's different in tris than with running right? In running she was simply faster than you. In tris with waves not only was she faster than you but she also beat the N# of waves and the spread between each??on top of beating you. Lol
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#7736857 - 06/16/14 11:46 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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At my LBS weekly TT, I get chicked regularly. There are some fast chicks who race in it--like crazy fast. Many are pretty damn cute, too.
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#7736866 - 06/16/14 11:57 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: gamby]
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^woukd chick me all day long hehe
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#7736897 - 06/17/14 12:37 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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That's why I love mass start races...it's very clear who's who and where they are in the race.


My dad, as a late 50's guy absolutely hates wave starts because they usually put his age group way back and he spends most of the swim passing the two waves in front of him. He's pretty awesome on the bike too so that annoys him as well.

That's the way the game is played though.
Personally...I never really cared who was passing or beating me in a race. I just like to look back at the results and see how I did.
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#7736904 - 06/17/14 01:27 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Sir Ironpool]
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did OP not participate in sports as a kid? i remember finding the hottest girl in cross country back in HS and pacing that ass like Lewis said above.
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#7737027 - 06/17/14 08:28 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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Never ran cross country--that was the exclusive domain of dorks!
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#7737616 - 06/17/14 02:31 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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#7737754 - 06/17/14 04:12 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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I just raced this past weekend and got chicked. It was mass start so the men and women started together.

She beat me out of the water by 3min., I was chasing her on the bike, I ended up with a quicker bike split but not enough to pass her. Then the run we were running together for the last 4.5mi., then she out sprinted me for the last 500m.

I finished with 3:01:59.707 and she finished 3:01:58.254
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#7737810 - 06/17/14 05:05 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: lessthanmike]
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#7737849 - 06/17/14 05:44 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Sir Ironpool]
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#7737857 - 06/17/14 05:56 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Design]
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That is particularly true in ultras...but you'll swap both spots about 40 times during the race.
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#7738214 - 06/17/14 11:13 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Sir Ironpool]
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Stickaz fitness posts are 100x more annoying than 137s




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#7738232 - 06/17/14 11:36 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Are you faster than me in anything?
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#7738382 - 06/18/14 08:00 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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 Originally Posted By: Something Witty
Are you faster than me in anything?
I'm sure I'm faster than you in everything.



Edited by ping pong in ding dong (06/18/14 08:18 AM)

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#7738830 - 06/18/14 11:36 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Sir Ironpool]
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That is particularly true in ultras...but you'll swap both spots about 40 times during the race.


LOL totally makes sense.

Most times I'm just focused on surviving a race. And most endurance folks I've met are incredibly humble & encouraging. Though running my first two marathons 8 weeks apart - and living to tell the tale - is my proudest personal accomplishment to date.
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#7738857 - 06/18/14 11:49 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: ping pong in ding dong
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Are you faster than me in anything?
I'm sure I'm faster than you in everything.



Such as? Post a current swim, bike, or run split. Mine are around. I'm doing a masters swim meet next month we can compare our times from that too. I won't even shave/taper.

Not saying I'm fast or anything (mid packer) but my run has improved heh. For some reason I'm slow on a bike lol you might have me there. And whatever, that's cool, I'm trying to get a little faster but am not all bent out of shape about it.

For how much negativity you throw around with your narrow definition of 'fitness' or getting in shape, let's at least establish that you are faster than me in *something* lol
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#7739052 - 06/18/14 01:12 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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My god you give me a headache


I could beat you in anything from hockey to horseshoes.

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#7739100 - 06/18/14 01:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Blames poster for headache, keeps clicking his posts and responding....
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#7739109 - 06/18/14 01:53 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: ping pong in ding dong
My god you give me a headache


I could beat you in anything from hockey to horseshoes.


So this is your backpedal? Lol mr Field hockey silver spooner. Didn't we agree some time ago not to respond to each others posts? We have nothing useful to say to one another obviously. Enjoy your life, have fun.
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#7739120 - 06/18/14 01:59 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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Field hockey?

What.

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#7739128 - 06/18/14 02:04 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Dude enjoy your life, but please find another thread eh? To whatever extent my mediocrity infuriates you my bad
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#7739129 - 06/18/14 02:04 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Silver spoon? What.


I think you're confused, I played lacrosse and rugby in college.

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#7739133 - 06/18/14 02:06 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Noticeable absent of any traditional sport where actual athletes compete. One is known as the offseason sport for football players tho. I'm sure that elite private tiny college was so hard to make the team also
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#7739291 - 06/18/14 03:53 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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Noticeable absent of any traditional sport where actual athletes compete. One is known as the offseason sport for football players tho. I'm sure that elite private tiny college was so hard to make the team also
I mainly played baseball, basketball and football in school. I played lacrosse for the first time as a freshman in college before I transfered to the elite tiny private college.


Then I suffered a horriffic injury not sports related.


Which elite private tiny college did I go to again?

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#7739323 - 06/18/14 04:07 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
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#7739333 - 06/18/14 04:14 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
riiiight.

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#7739357 - 06/18/14 04:27 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: ping pong in ding dong
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Still can't post a 10km time, probably because he can't run that far.
riiiight.


It's a great visual though

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#7739361 - 06/18/14 04:31 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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#7739365 - 06/18/14 04:34 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Every time we mention art's ability to run we get deflect, deflect, avoid, "riiight", and let's not forget. "HAVE YOU SEEN ME BRO?!"

But he's faster than everyone, don't forget!

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#7739446 - 06/18/14 05:34 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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Every time we mention art's ability to run we get deflect, deflect, avoid, "riiight", and let's not forget. "HAVE YOU SEEN ME BRO?!"

But he's faster than everyone, don't forget!

I had the third fastest 1.5 mile in my academy class


The other two guys weighed 50+ pounds less than me and ran cross country


I routinely run 5 or more miles a week


This chink you believe you've found in my armor is in your head. I'm very fast and can run very far.

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#7739494 - 06/18/14 06:10 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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But what was your 1.5 mile time?

(I'm not a fast guy by any stretch but I wonder if I could outrun the police if I had to)
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#7739511 - 06/18/14 06:21 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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1.5 mile pace sounds impressive(impossible to say, because you of course don't list it).

FWIW I actually suspect you are fast for a short distance. But 5 miles a week doesn't sound far, let alone anything like "very" far. That's what? less than 40 minutes of running.
Very far starts at about 20 miles, I suspect you're hitting the wall at 1/2 that.

This isn't about chink in the armor, it's about you coming in to shit on people constantly. Based on your e-bragging vs Stickaz, I'd put money on Stickaz.


Edited by dirtyS13drifta (06/18/14 06:23 PM)

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#7739513 - 06/18/14 06:22 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: 2000SiRacer]
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I think it was 9:28, 77 push-ups and 65ish sit-ups (the sit-up portion had a time limit)
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#7739515 - 06/18/14 06:24 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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 Originally Posted By: dirtyS13drifta
1.5 mile pace sounds impressive(impossible to say, because you of course don't list it).

FWIW I actually suspect you are fast, but 5 miles a week doesn't sound far, let alone anything like "very" far. That's what? less than 40 minutes of running.
Very far starts at about 20 miles, I suspect you're hitting the wall at 1/2 that.

I run more than 5 miles a week on average. The trail next to my house is marked every 1/4, run 2.5 miles down it and back is just convenient. I don't have nike plus at the moment.


I can run more than 10 miles with ease. You suspect wrong you cross eyed mole person.

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#7739525 - 06/18/14 06:28 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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And I apologize I don't have the exact numbers, it was over 3 years ago and a lot has happened in my life since then, being good at the physical portion of the academy wasn't something surprising to me. I was surprised people failed. Weak.
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#7739683 - 06/18/14 08:06 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Alright well pick a distance and e-race me. All you need is a smartphone (strava), then assuming you beat me , we can move on to how you are a better swimmer and biker I presume?

My favorite part is that everyone else in his thread is guaranteed faster in running than me, except for the only person claiming to be. Not sure what that 'a lot has happened in 3 years' bit implies but I'm guessing it's the excuse-o-meter ramping up. Not surprising.

I'm not saying 6:20 or whatever is a bad mile pace, if you look up my profile on strava I ran a similar one before I started some jogging last year i guess based on residual bike fitness or swimming or something. Sounds like it will be close I'd guess-- don't get me wrong my running sucks really badly. Actually I'm not sure compared to my peers my biking could be just as bad.

I'll be sure to go extra hard though lol. Or you can just enter a tri and compare splits that might be fun. My 'a' race will be an olympic tri in September. After all, your position is that you are faster than me in everything right? What better way to prove it?

You know what though? Who gives a fuck? There will be many people faster than me at these types of things (chicks included), kudos to all of them. Even if one of them likes to shit on everyone that doesn't meet his version of some kind of fitness ideal. Kudos to that guy too.
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#7739697 - 06/18/14 08:23 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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Not sure what that 'a lot has happened in 3 years' bit implies but I'm guessing it's the excuse-o-meter ramping up. Not surprising.
No, that's not what it implies. It means sorry I can't recall some numbers from the exit physical of the academy I graduated from in 2011, it implies I don't care. I've since got engaged, got a home, lots of stuff at work, etc etc.


I'm in excellent shape. I'm in better shape than when I graduated the academy.

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#7739701 - 06/18/14 08:25 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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So load strava on phone, pick distance to race me in. We can even do it at same time omg e-buddies

We can admire your excellent shape later
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#7739702 - 06/18/14 08:28 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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So load strava on phone, pick distance to race me in. We can even do it at same time omg e-buddies

We can admire your excellent shape later
I'll pick up nike + sneakers soon. I'm not having a GPS map of my neighborhood on here.

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#7739717 - 06/18/14 08:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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I'd rather get beat by stickaz in a race than a chick.
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#7739719 - 06/18/14 08:42 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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You can make that hidden in the privacy section, or just drive like 3 miles somewhere so that the 4 active posters +DM won't be able to hide under a bush near there 24/7 and wait to rape you

https://strava.zendesk.com/entries/20944416-privacy-settings

Or you could just make it completely private, print screen it and just show the results not the map. (Crop), who cares. At least it's something. Or you could be a strava buddy on full privacy but only buddy with one person you trust here. But a prtscreen is fine.

So what distance are we running?
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#7739722 - 06/18/14 08:43 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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#7739810 - 06/18/14 10:26 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7739837 - 06/18/14 10:49 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: The Mighty BellRacer]
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I thought we had other forums for people to shit on each other.



Art likes to keep it consistent across the board.
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#7739847 - 06/18/14 10:54 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Sir Ironpool]
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 Originally Posted By: BellRacer
I thought we had other forums for people to shit on each other.



Art likes to keep it consistent across the board.
ashy Larry over here

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#7739917 - 06/18/14 11:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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 Originally Posted By: Something Witty

My favorite part is that everyone else in his thread is guaranteed faster in running than me.




I'm pretty sure my 7/3 10k will be slower than your average 10k time.

I might be faster on the bike doe ;\)
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#7739951 - 06/19/14 01:33 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: gamby]
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Your move art! Excited to see you beat this jog from an hour ago.
When do we move on to the swim so you can prove you are a faster swimmer than me also? Do you have a bike or can you borrow one? The crickets have remained curiously silent on how we will get to the other 2/3 of your statement earlier in this thread. Don't get me wrong this isn't even remotely fast below any actual runner would laugh at it.


Fwiw this jog included a couple lights, but I don't know what distance you think proves that you are faster than me so I just went for a run. I presume that means any distance I run you believe you are faster than me so here you go:beat this. Sounds like it matches that jog behind your house: perfect!
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#7739959 - 06/19/14 02:10 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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#7739960 - 06/19/14 02:13 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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Aye, slow ass jogging joe. But faster than art
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#7739963 - 06/19/14 02:35 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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 Originally Posted By: Silock
I'd rather get beat off by a chick in a race than a stickaz.

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#7739965 - 06/19/14 02:38 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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i got $ on stickaz in a swim, art on his feet or a bike.

art is just a better athlete and can probably will it even if sticky is at this shit daily(like art isnt lol). surfs up stickaz is probably too much there though.

and i am impressed at 7:17 pace from sticky.

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#7740198 - 06/19/14 09:12 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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art is just a better athlete



I could of been a contender

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#7742069 - 06/20/14 12:25 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7742091 - 06/20/14 12:40 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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What? I'll pick up some new nike plus shoes and try my very hardest to beat that 7:15 mile pace. My hardest
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#7742129 - 06/20/14 01:06 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7742186 - 06/20/14 02:11 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: ping pong in ding dong
What? I'll pick up some new nike plus shoes and try my very hardest to beat that 7:15 mile pace. My hardest


Cant wait! Next up 100 free. Unshaved/tapered and wallstart in practice im coming in at 55:xx, im sure you are faster since you are art but thats next up. Gopro works and the peanut gallery can pick the winner.
Then onto the bike yeah?
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#7742268 - 06/20/14 03:23 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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You know, I used to be on a swim team.
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#7742410 - 06/20/14 05:01 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Uh oh penguin in distress!
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#7742418 - 06/20/14 05:08 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: DWalk]
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Also I have a huffy Tulsa and a mongoose snarl available in my garage. No spandex though.
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#7742438 - 06/20/14 05:25 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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i want to challenge art to a bike race \:D
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#7742481 - 06/20/14 06:04 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Sweet! So you can make it to the deep end? Please tell us more about your superior speed and swimming experience.

Im also sure you on one of those bikes easily beats me on a time trial also
Ask nato, its not the bike thatatters
Post a split art! You got this! Aka 0/3
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#7742498 - 06/20/14 06:22 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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It's more amusing to listen to you bury yourself
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#7742501 - 06/20/14 06:24 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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This could very easily be settled by everyone signing up for a local 5k.
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#7742507 - 06/20/14 06:29 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: ping pong in ding dong
It's more amusing to listen to you bury yourself


Lots of idle chatter in here. Where are you going to mamufacture a 100 free time i wonder? Im swimming it in a meet next weekend. Im just going to hear your excuses and polliwog experience from now until forever.

The truly amusing part ia the forum blowhard being slower than fat me in everything.

The chance of you entering a legit bike time trial is zero, same as a swim meet.

Edit: amd nike+ doesn't evem use a gps right? Lol nice. At least use something with some verifiable accuracy


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#7742556 - 06/20/14 07:22 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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No, I find it amusing how you actually believe that you're faster than me.


Also, I don't have a fancy bike.


You could probably put up a better bike and swim time than Michael Vick too.

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#7742568 - 06/20/14 07:38 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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You are the one claiming to be faster than me, dont get it backwards. The onus is on you to prove your claim. There is nothing fancy about my beginner road bike
I can bust out the $250 hybrid if youd like, i still cant beat some of my prs on that

The chances of a non-current swimmer beating me in a 100 is about zero if you want to talk about something funny.

Please cry and backpedal more, and how you have anything remotely in common with vick
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#7742646 - 06/20/14 08:27 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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I'm not back pedaling bro.

Let us continue this banter tomorrow though, I am in mourning.

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#7742683 - 06/20/14 09:07 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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#7742945 - 06/21/14 11:01 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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So when will Art and Stickaz race? I would like to watch.
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#7815703 - 08/12/14 10:54 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Cheesegoggles]
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I figure 2 months would have been enough time to get a GPS-capable watch and/or jog split for oure ample-eared Dewey-looking tackleberry.

Let me guess: Art is slower than me in everything and is trying to get a split equivalent to mine, so we're like 1-3 yrs out from seeing an update to this thread. Not that it matters, but I'd ask the person who is confirmed slower in me than everything to STFU if I post a split/time/result when he is obviously slower to begin with.
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#7815961 - 08/12/14 12:22 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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Hell, the soleus watch I have is down to $50.
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#7816204 - 08/12/14 02:02 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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Pure hilarity, I love these assumptions. Keep going.

What are your run times again, fat body?

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#7816206 - 08/12/14 02:03 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: ]
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One of two possible outcomes:
- A friendly competition of stats, updated weekly with significant progress.
- Epic backpedaling.

Hoping it's the former...
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#7816247 - 08/12/14 02:25 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: Artiott Ness
Pure hilarity, I love these assumptions. Keep going.

What are your run times again, fat body?


Actually I believe teh question is to you. But keep trying to flip it back at us.

Still waiting for proof you can break 10 miles. "look at me", yeah, you look like exactly like the type of guy who can't run for more than a hour bro. But You do put down some decent sprints.

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#7816252 - 08/12/14 02:29 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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 Originally Posted By: Artiott Ness
Pure hilarity, I love these assumptions. Keep going.

What are your run times again, fat body?



Can you scroll up Dewey?

After all, you're better than me in everything so I figure it wouldn't take more than 2 months for you to prove that you are faster than me in something. There's a 5.1m split here for you to compare against in this thread. Don't try too hard to find it.
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#7816864 - 08/12/14 10:22 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ll5qiWa6YDk
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#7816945 - 08/13/14 12:01 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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Just to be clear, in the analogy stickaz is ethan hawke?
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#7816946 - 08/13/14 12:03 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: bt0]
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God, that was a damn good movie.
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#7817111 - 08/13/14 07:55 AM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Silock]
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God, that was a damn good movie.
Yeah, it really was.

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#7907219 - 10/10/14 03:37 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: It's Art]
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This is now month (4) where we've waited for Art to prove that he's at least faster than me in (1) thing.

such as the 5.1 mile jog from 4 months ago where I averaged only 7:17 miles [page 2 strava/GPS]

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#7907256 - 10/10/14 04:00 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: stickaz_old]
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first time I saw this thread. this is my surprised face --->> \:\|
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#7907365 - 10/10/14 05:01 PM Re: getting "chicked" in a tri? ever notice when this happens? [Re: Euphoricuck]
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Unless it's the 100m dash, it doesn't count.
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