#7192736 - 07/22/13 10:28 PM
Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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Risky Business
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LOL just when I thought life was good up here in the hood I get right back into my old ghetto-ism days.
I put my old motorcycle for sale, the thing has been sitting in the garage for 3 years without being ridden (I’ve owned it for 6 years). Selling a motorcycle is by far the shittiest experience on kijiji, I’ve had people offer 25% of asking, bartering couches and filing cabinets and tires for it, etc, etc. P.S. I HATE KIJIJI
So from the dozens of emails that I got, one dude says he is down to come tonight and check the bike out. No spelling mistakes in the email (BONUS), and he seemed to follow basic English grammar (WOWOWOWOW). Cool, I tell him to come down to my house since my bike has no insurance and shit so he can take a look and see if he wants to buy it. Fast forward to 8pm and I get a call, there is a brand new black SUV sitting outside my driveway with 5 dudes in it. I am thinking these mother fuckers think this is going to be Tim Bosma v2. Nope, I will fucking slay 5 fucks in my driveway, no worries.
I grabbed some of my favourite concealable weapons and went out. Two guys came out, they told me they have 3 more guys that want to look at the bike, next thing you know there are 5 eastern Europeans on my driveway (smoking) – not including me that are checking out the bike. My neighbor came out too to make his presence known (I’ve had more than a few shady characters show up to look at the bike and he knows what’s up). Finally the buyer(s) and I agree on a price and they asked me to deliver. FUCK
I grab the F150 and load this shit up, it’s now 10pm and they told me to meet them at some industrial complex in Scarborough at 10pm. DAFAQ
Called up a few of my old school scum buddies in the area, told them the address and arrange for quick call backs every 5 minutes. If at any chance I didn’t pick up they knew where to come LOLOLOL, funny enough a few got excited, I guess it has been a while since they’ve smashed skulls. Whatever, I show up to this industrial unit with a bunch of deserted cars and shit all around, ghetto shit all over, I was in my element no word of a lie. The same 5 guys that were at my place came out, we unloaded the bike as I held on to my shank and fortunately nothing happened. Some good laughs were had (good bunch of guys if you take away the eastern euro bias), but yea I don’t know about doing this shit again.
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#7192747 - 07/22/13 10:39 PM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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#7192946 - 07/23/13 06:09 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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Risky Business
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Yes that's the one
I am not going to ride motorcycles for a while so it was time.
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#7193011 - 07/23/13 07:45 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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Your updated screen name is inappropriate for you, given the transaction that just took place. You really need to stay as "Risky Business"
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#7193061 - 07/23/13 08:10 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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#7193168 - 07/23/13 08:37 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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#7193357 - 07/23/13 09:30 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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your soon to be wife has you by the balls eh? LOL. I kid.
that would explain no riding motocycle for last 3 years. But u going through this deal i'll say evens out the whole transaction of your balls lol.
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#7193381 - 07/23/13 09:36 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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Risky Business
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She was actually against me selling it since I put so much time/effort/money into it.
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#7193844 - 07/23/13 12:13 PM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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That is pretty sketch. Did you pay you before you loaded the bike and took off to scarborough?
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#7193846 - 07/23/13 12:14 PM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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They gave me a deposit, i wouldn't bother without some money.
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#7195250 - 07/23/13 09:48 PM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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This had Risky Business written all over it.
Will read again.
Glad to hear you made it back alive.
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#7197670 - 07/25/13 04:54 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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SiZ
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Here's how awesome trying to give away some koi fish is going for me. Fuck, I hate these people. FREE FISH, CAN YOU COME GET THEM?!
Hi, I'm wondering if you're still looking for some koi, and how much room you have?!
I bought a house in November and am looking to get rid of the pond because I have a very large, and rather dumb, dog. Great likely hood she'll wind up in it.
I'm located in Dorchester, and since I'm not a pond guy, I really don't have a way to get them out or move them around. The fish that are in there are black and gold, I'm not sure how many there are, I counted a definite 7 the other day, but I think there's more like 12..
I don't want them to die though, so I'd like someone who will give them a good home.
Thanks Ken
I would love to take them all.Any way you can get me a few pictures of them?I have nets and that's how I could get them out.How deep is the pond?Is there lots of water in it?Do you have pump and filter with the pond?Please reply thanks very much.
Please send me more info very interested.Also can you please send me a few pictures.
I will take them all please email me back I can pick up asap.Any chance to send me afew pictures?
That was three e-mails sent to me between the time I went to bed at 6am, and 1pm when I get up... So I respond:
I don't really have pictures.. The pond is a bit murky, so it would be difficult.. I do have a pump and filter for the pond, but they've been off for a while, the fish however are still doing great. If you want to come and get them, afternoons would be best, between 1 and 4 over the next couple of days. Or the weekend. No rush really, you're the first person I've emailed about them.
I would love to come and get them all.Are you good tonight?I work all day till 4 or so.How big are they?Anyway you can try and take a pic of one and send it to me?You have cell phone?
Iam very interested in all of them and I have nets and everything to get them out.Are you gonna fill the pond in?What size and what colours?Can u try and get one picture and email it to me or text it to me. Both those emails sent to me within an hour. Constantly asking me the same questions over and over that I already answered. I'm going to tell him they're gone. Fuck trying to give stuff away to people.. I'll put them up for $10 and have better luck.
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#7197751 - 07/25/13 07:43 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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I've been trying to sell a couple vehicles lately and I usually arrange to meet at theses following addresses in Toronto if they're serious. 50 Upjohn Rd 242 Milner Ave 51 Parliament St 255 Dundas St W 40 College Street 75 Eglinton Av. W 2050 Jane Street I have them text me when they get there. It's entertaining to see how things happen when they see me walk out of a police station.
Dude - that is fucking awesome. Im gonna do that for all of my translation from now on.
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#7197978 - 07/25/13 09:29 AM
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Hi, I would like to purchase your item, how is the condition?
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#7197983 - 07/25/13 09:31 AM
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This thread.........
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#7198226 - 07/25/13 11:23 AM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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Risky Business
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damn, nice find!!
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#7198531 - 07/25/13 01:17 PM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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Thanks! Ya....I sold off pieces of my home theatre when i was moving around so now that I am settled, I want to set up a home theatre again.
Just got to find a way to mount this on the wall without having it rip the dry wall out. There are 2 metal mounts in the back that I guess I can put dry wall anchors in.
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#7198540 - 07/25/13 01:21 PM
Re: Sketch kijiji deal tonight.
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A2B-Lexus
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Speaking of kijiji freaks. While I was selling some collectables (hotwheels), this guy emailed me 6 times in a hour to ask to meet up. I stopped replying and he started using other emails to email me. It was a very deliberate writing style and based on the frequency, I knew it was the same dude.
So...ya....kijiji is pretty hit and miss.
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