#5200326 - 11/25/10 11:33 AM
Received an email from Mrs. R James ver. Scam Artist
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iamfob
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Ok folks, be creative and tell me how I should reply her. I remember Vas or Flexin5 or somebody here made a thread awhile ago and I LOL at their email replies 
From: "Mrs R James" <mjames@cancercare.com>
Dearest in Christ
With all Due Respect And Humanity,Let me first of all inform you, I got your email address from a mail Directory and decided to mail you for a permission to go ahead.I am Mrs. R James from United Kingdom. I am married to Mr. T James who worked with a construction company in Asia for twenty Years before he died in the disasters, we were married but without Any children.
I am now suffering from long time breast Cancer and Cancer of the lungs, from all indication my condition is really deterioration and it is quite obvious that i won't live more than 2 months according to my doctor, this is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage;Since his death I decided not to re-marry. I deposited a certain amount in a bank and now i am willing to donate this sum to the less privileged and to contribute to development of church in Africa, America, Asia, and Europe.
My late husband was a very wealthy and after his death, I inherited all his business and wealth, Presently this money is still with the bank and the management just Wrote me as the beneficiary to come forward to receive the money or rather Issue a letter of authorization to somebody to receive it on my behalf If I cannot come over. I am presently in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment Cancer of the lungs in a hospital, I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few months to Live. Please i want you to note that this money is lying in the Bank.
I want a person that is trustworthy that will utilize 90% of this money to fund churches, orphanages and widows around the world but in my name Mrs.Rachel James"As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the bank.I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as The new beneficiary of this fund. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein and Keep this contact confidential till such a time this funds get to your Custody,this is to ensure that nothing jeopardizes my last wish on Earth.
I await your urgent reply.
Yours In Christ,
Mrs. James
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#5200374 - 11/25/10 11:59 AM
Re: Received an email from Mrs. R James ver. Scam Artist
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#5200467 - 11/25/10 12:53 PM
Re: Received an email from Mrs. R James ver. Scam Artist
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I had a little chain with one of these guys a couple of years ago and i posted it on here for lolz.
Here is what I would reply.....
Dear Mrs Kirk,
I am sorry for your husband's James T Kirk's passing. While your offer is very attractive, I need a picture of you as I would only trust a person if I see your face. As your husband's passing, I trust that he still left you the keys to the Enterprise. I would also be intereted in taking procession of that in his honour if possible. Please forward a picture of yourself along with proof of the Enterprise which I am interested in as weell and we can proceed.
Urgently await your reply.
Spock
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#5200555 - 11/25/10 02:18 PM
Re: Received an email from Mrs. R James ver. Scam Artist
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Reply asking "who is Chris T" ? while you're at it, find out where is Chris L
ebike convention on manitoulin island.
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