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#3768154 - 05/26/09 08:54 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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what about that dude in china who got pissed off from people closing down bridges threatening to jump.
he offered to talk the guy down but pushed him off instead

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#3768181 - 05/26/09 09:02 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Balhar]
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congrats yo!
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#3768248 - 05/26/09 09:33 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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toronto needs to stop being fuckin ghetto and put up nice plexi glass with sliding doors with matched train stops like other real 'modern cities' since that's what they want to be. fuck this 2013 completion date bullshit. then again they first need to repair all the ttc subway system crap too...lol falling debris in the tunnels and cracking = not good.
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#3769431 - 05/27/09 08:45 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Screamin Type ARGH!]
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my coworker told me about one time he was waiting for the subway when someone shouted really loud "BYE!" and when everyone turned to look, he was mid-air in the train's path. the train smacked him and survival reflexes kicked in. he scrambled to grab the chains, but was soon sucked under and my coworker always makes this slurpy, flappy sound effect to describe it. that final shout good-bye gave him everyone's full attention ... how nice.

on a side note, i had a friend who made that leap. he wasn't looking for attention. he had psychiatric issues.

jay, i hope you never have to head to one of those scenes. by protocol, don't you still have to check for a pulse or something to confirm death? ewww ...
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#3771473 - 05/27/09 06:49 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 4Three]
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If they're transected, it's considered "obvious death" but if they for example, blink... then you kinda have to work it. That requires going under the train n' stuff. It won't be fun.


Tomorrow we have a mock disaster training prep.
We don't know what it is or where it is. We were told to go to a certain place tomorrow and we'll be assigned partners (within our orientation group) and an ambulance.
Then the whole thing commences, with actors and makeup n' stuff.
Last year it was a fake explosion at Wilson Subway station... this year, who knows.
But you show up and there's 50 people screaming... all with different injuries.
The first crew shows up and they take on the role of Incident Commander and Safety Officer... second crew that shows is the Triage officer and the Transport officer. All with different duties in coordination.

The exercise is done in conjunction with Toronto PD ETF and the Fire department. It's really really intense... with many units coming in and treating the fake patients. None of us are looking forward to it cause each patient comes with an evaluator... and you have to do it like it's real... leave and go to a "hospital"... basically somewhere with a parking lot and report and drop them off and get back in the cue to go back in.
The whole thing lasts 4 hours and you're just going back and getting more people and treating them. Getting on the radios, talking to dispatch and trying to stay calm, calling in PD to cordon off areas, Fire to do this and that. Crazy!

There's 50 people in this recruitment... 25 will be upstairs in didactic training and have no idea what's happening. Then they go do it next week... a different MCI so they won't know anything even if we tell them what we had.

Helmets, gloves, respirators, insanity, acting, screaming, makeup, I think we're all going to shit when we arrive "on scene" tomorrow.

And Friday is my operational rideout... which means I'll be on the road. I'll be out of 21 Station, which is at the back of Sunnybrook. Look out for me! \:D heheh I'm 07:00-19:00


Shane, you got an account I can send you pictures and you could post them here for me? I can't seem to get my shit to work properly.
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#3771741 - 05/27/09 08:29 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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Dude if you work in that area we will see each other y0..holla atcho boy.
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#3806378 - 06/09/09 05:37 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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Dude, we have to march at our graduation ceremony on Thursday. CityTV will be there covering it and it'll make the news.
We CAN'T march! hahaha.. .we can save lives, do the drug thing, the defibrillator thing, but we can't walk in a straight line. rofl.

We had Honour Guard and marching review today and well, it wasn't pretty ;\)
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#3809339 - 06/10/09 01:36 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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^ sober up, it'll help :P
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#3811585 - 06/11/09 08:07 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Screamin Type ARGH!]
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wow, congratz on the toronto ems position! i'm on the fence right now because they offered me a higher position here in the ER that i can make a carrer out of; not sure to take that route or go back to school for the EMS. i'm sure i'll be seeing jOO soon! i'm the brown guy in triage, just come up to me and say club si pWnZ jOO or someshit..LOL

btw we have a tims in the caf. here


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#3811711 - 06/11/09 09:12 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: titty sprinkles]
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y0 today is Thursday and he is marching. I am off work the whole week studying and i am about 2 minutes away from Sunnybrook.

Flexin, if i ever come to ER can i get hook ups man? Like if i am in pain or some shit? I've had to go once at East York general and i waited 7 hours with only one person in front of me. By the time i was taken in my pain went away (thought it was appendicitis.)
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#3811747 - 06/11/09 09:24 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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^for sure, i can't give you anything for the pain, but i can get you in quicker (depending on how busy we are). IIRC, you have the blue slammed SIR? i think i saw you on the road a while back around eglinton/bayview?
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#3811777 - 06/11/09 09:36 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: titty sprinkles]
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Yes, that was me that time at Laird/Eg. I am always in the area man, those are my stomping grounds. I've seen you around there before as well, you didn't see me though i was in my stock EG.
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#3811833 - 06/11/09 10:03 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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^haha..well now i have a stock integra (daily)! lets race..i own this areaaaa...lol jk

but come by if you need to (hopefully you don't) i'm here mon-fri 7am-3pm.


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#3811944 - 06/11/09 10:33 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: titty sprinkles]
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I will keep it mind man, maybe my gf's grandmother. She is 87 and it takes forever at East York general. Thanks \:D

If you need some sort of peasantry hook up let me know, like a ghetto tow or something along the lines of ghettoness with the idea of saving money. If you need ideas let me know! \:D
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#3816674 - 06/12/09 04:25 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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It was truly amazing... march in behind the honour guard, so much senior staff there, we couldn't have felt more small.
Even the Chief of Toronto Fire and Police were there.
Get your name called, go up and have your picture taken with the Chief, the Major General, medical director and the City Council who is in charge of EMS.

It made CTV news at 11:)

I even got pulled aside by one of the EMS managers and he told me that a Chinese newspaper was looking to interview me. rofl. The Ming Pao. SOMEONE find today's edition!!!!

Then, just like the movie "Backdraft" we all headed to a local bar and got absolutely destroyed.
Some of us worked the next day but not til the night so we knew we could still get our drink on.
I sadly, am one of those and I still have a little bit of a headache. Haha.
My first shift is tonight, at 7pm til 7am tomorrow.

I'm assigned to North East Quadrant (Yonge and Eg for reference) Actually I just got my book on location, I'll be at station 21 (Bayview and Lawrence)
So that's all folks! Voyage is over... or just beginning if you look at it that way \:\)

I have pictures I want to post but am having trouble doing so. If anyone would be so kind as to post them for me it'd be much appreciated \:\)
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#3816681 - 06/12/09 04:27 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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wow! congrats dude!
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#3819791 - 06/14/09 01:50 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Hatorade]
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Underage female.


"Have you been drinking?"
"No"
"Are you sure?"
"yes"
"Looks like you vomited"
"No"
"well what's this?" *pointing to vomit on her sleeve and around her mouth*
"I don't know"

a short time later

"listen, I don't care whether you drank or not, I just want to make sure you're ok... and besides, it smells. So, did you have anything to drink?"
"yes"
"did you vomit?"
"maybe"
"maybe as in yes?"
"yes"
K
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#3819865 - 06/14/09 02:35 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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lmao!!!! WTF, i am in the area all the time man, i will be looking into all the ambulances from now on. Good area to work in, lots of yummy mommies and rich folk. You shouldn't have to deal with downtown scum and all that other grime (i hope). Now buy a crib in the briddle path so we can party that shit up.
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#3819892 - 06/14/09 02:59 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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I'll be floating around stations for a few months as a newbie... we don't get a station assignment for a while. Just so happens that I've been out of 21 for the past two days. But I'm assigned to North East so I'll be around \:\) if you see an ambulance with an NE designation, look in and see.
I have 5 days off though... back on Friday night for four nights.

I was downtown for a little. Some chick with known liver problems was drinking her face off and passed out in a washroom. WTF. You're a winner.

Offload delay at North York General on my first shift ever. We were the 5th of 6 ambulances on offload.


Back at 21 station at about 3am. I hate these new pants (3M stripe around the leg as opposed to down the side. The Ministry of Health mandates it. We look like garbagemen. Well.. considering what we pick up sometimes... lol)


And this is the Wall of Chernobyl in the kitchen:)
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#3820157 - 06/14/09 05:41 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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I'm seriously tempted to create a "355-Si EMS Stories" sticky. You've always had a knack for relating a tale simply and directly, and half of these are side-splitters. The other half make the skin crawl.

Either way, keep 'em coming.
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#3821076 - 06/15/09 12:35 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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Congrats Jason !
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#3821400 - 06/15/09 07:58 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: A2B-Lexus]
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LOL @ the reflecting uniforms... very futuristic..
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#3821477 - 06/15/09 08:27 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: phoenixrage]
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Whoa...congrats J!

Awesome stories too. I second the sticky thread!
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#3821514 - 06/15/09 08:48 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: blcmagic]
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The sticky would be awesome.
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#3821553 - 06/15/09 09:04 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: LNXGUY]
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Humourless, make it happen. Mel Gibson said so.
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#3821717 - 06/15/09 10:06 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: blcmagic]
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So did Chuck Norris...

DOOOOOO EEEEEET
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#3822435 - 06/15/09 01:28 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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Do you know a guy named Joel Buckland?
he's EMS for Toronto too

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#3822510 - 06/15/09 01:41 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Balhar]
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No I don't know the name... or do I... should I? Any idea what station or quadrant he works in?
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#3822775 - 06/15/09 03:00 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Alexandre]
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 Originally Posted By: Alexandre
So did Chuck Norris...

DOOOOOO EEEEEET


I just got off the phone with Vin Diesel, he has asked to get the 355 thread stickied as well.

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#3822961 - 06/15/09 04:13 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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+1! Will read again!

 Originally Posted By: 355-Si

And this is the Wall of Chernobyl in the kitchen:)

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#3823367 - 06/15/09 06:46 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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You, sir, are a man amongst men.

Oh, and I did make the thread into a sticky. Keep those stories coming.
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#3824046 - 06/15/09 10:23 PM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Humourless]
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Wow an audience... well then I'll just have to post any retardedness I see in the city.

I'm not on til Friday night however so you won't likely be reading anything until then. I'm sure Friday will prove to have some stupidity as per usual.

Also, I'll be on the Lawrence overpass in uniform for the repatriation of our most recent fallen soldier.


PS: I forgot to mention... when we were talking to this drunk person, one of the cops said "do they have a cell phone?"
"yes..."
"k get it out and make a video... and show them tomorrow to show how much of an idiot they are right now."

I LOL'd cause they had the balls to say something I wanted to say. That cop is my hero.
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#3824712 - 06/16/09 08:20 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: 355-Si]
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#3824846 - 06/16/09 09:13 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: phoenixrage]
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lol win!
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#3824851 - 06/16/09 09:15 AM Re: A HAVE A JOB!!! [Re: Screamin Type ARGH!]
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lol@thepopo
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