...I won! Twice!

Local events all weekend in celebration of the traditional caribou hunt. 2 of the events were 100 and 200 meters races respectively. After annihilating 15 other runners in the 100 meter race, I reluctantly joined the 200 because some wanted a rematch. After a purposely-shitty start to give them a half second lead, I won the race by a good 40 feet. The local community members were at a loss for words.

I even overheard someone tell the kids "and that's why you don't run away from police".