MurderHornetVR6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 02:34 AM
tassle-fuck returns.

lolz


 Originally Posted By: kdfalk
As some may have noticed, I dropped off the face of CSi about 3 months ago. I got sick of the faggots in SVA who THINK they know everything so said fuck this place. However, I still like some of you guys. I bought Luxozine.com which was pretty much the only other forum I went on (and luxuryJcars.com occasionally) so you are all (well, not all.....) welcome to join up and I hope to see you on there. It's smaller, mellower and 120% more mature.


blueSIguy
(Post Master Sr)
10/03/07 02:36 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Uh oh, I foresee some new members of Luxozine...play nice boys & girls.

MurderHornetVR6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 02:41 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.





beerslurpy
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 03:10 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Tassels are like jdm anal beads.

kdfalk
(Post Master Sr)
10/03/07 03:29 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA.

MikeY2kSS
(Post Master Sr)
10/03/07 07:01 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Oh No3s...... we can't join your club?????

Excuse me. If you need me, I'll be crying in my treehouse. "No girls allowed"


NHRATA01
(Post Master)
10/03/07 07:37 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: kdfalk
Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA.


I know, the actual performance enthusiasts in SvA wouldn't be much appreciated by the grown-up ricer set felching each other about their 10 year old faux-luxo barges.


meltdown
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 07:47 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Ghey.

johnso2.6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 08:46 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: kdfalk
Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA.

It's actually really hard watching a grown man cry like this. Disappear for 3 months???!?!? But but, I thought you were LOL'ing through all of this? You LOVED it remember? Those statements stand in stark contrast to a butthurt Nipponphile who goes on a 3 month hiatus because you couldn't take our "immaturity."

If it would turn out that you're a troll, you'd be troll of the fucking millennium. NEVER to be outdone. \:o


FCobra94
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 08:49 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: NHRATA01
 Originally Posted By: kdfalk
Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA.


I know, the actual performance enthusiasts in SvA wouldn't be much appreciated by the grown-up ricer set felching each other about their 10 year old faux-luxo barges.

x1000


johnso2.6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 08:55 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Quote:
This is my 3rd trip here, and will make 6 weeks I've spent in Japan over the past few years now.

So. fucking. proud. You're almost an honorary Jap! \:o

 Quote:
I don't have a bald spot either, I have a receding hair line, also known as thousands of rabbits walking backwards. FUCK YOU. God I really wish you would die, as in honest to God wish you would die or suffer some awful tragedy, it would actually put a smile on my face if you were disfigured or dead. And I'm not just saying this, I hope and pray it really happens. Fucking piece of shit looser.


RE: beerslurpy. Yes, this guy is for real.


Impulsive
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 09:14 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Johnso has it pegged.

It's all LOL, yet consistent crying, leaving the board, coming back, whining etc, But it's all fun, we are the ones who can't get the joke!


LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 09:25 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

I think even the Japanese are embarrassed by this guy..

johnso2.6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 10:00 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: LNXGUY
I think even the Japanese are embarrassed by this guy..

BOLD statement my friend. *scats*


LowTech302
(Post Master Sr)
10/03/07 10:24 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this:
1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still
2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!!
3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan
4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet
5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon
6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two
<end of forum>

Not even worth the effort to sign up on to make fun of it. Plus a TSX on the front page? I thought those sucked ass and the car had to be RWD, big, and old to be VIP? Seriously wasn't there some rigid list of cars that are allowed to be VIP?
I like the thread about living the fine life, drinking $10 wine and sharing a filet-mignon. Big pimpin! \:D

Man, that post in OT would be better if jsmonet didn't fellate tassel-fuck and run defense to make sure nobody makes him cry.


johnso2.6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 12:31 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Yep. This guy is true-blue pathetic and willing to go to any length to prove it. That forum's content is priceless.....

beerslurpy
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 12:34 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Jsmonet is unintentionally doing us a favor by keeping him there to be milked.

ResisterGo
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 12:50 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Looks like slapnuts may be coming to his senses:
http://www.luxozine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7725


johnso2.6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 12:54 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

$22K......LOL!!!!!

And another mention of Nippon. Wow.


Morbo
(Post Master Jr)
10/03/07 01:09 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: johnso26
$22K......LOL!!!!!

And another mention of Nippon. Wow.


Yah. 22k. Wow. The delusion is strong in this one.


Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 01:25 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: Impulsive


It's all LOL, yet consistent crying, leaving the board, coming back, whining etc, But it's all fun, we are the ones who can't get the joke!


bang on!


johnso2.6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 01:37 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Infiniti-...sspagenameZWDVW

Same car. Same JDM. Buy-it-now $8900.


NOHC
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 01:44 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: johnso26
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Infiniti-Q45-NON-SMOKER-LOW-MILES-A-LOT-OF-CAR-NO-RESERVE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6264QQihZ006QQitemZ160162133524QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Same car. Same JDM. Buy-it-now $8900.


Yeah, and none of that "removing tassels & curtains after you buy it" bullshit either. Sounds like a winner.


Morbo
(Post Master Jr)
10/03/07 01:45 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

That car actually has 23k less miles. It just doesn't have all the super JDM-sweet high quality EXE parts.

BTW: Since when did modifying your car add resale value?


NOHC
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 02:05 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: Morbo
That car actually has 23k less miles. It just doesn't have all the super JDM-sweet high quality EXE parts.

BTW: Since when did modifying your car add resale value?


lol answered your own question. Curtains are teh pimp status.


dropzone52
(Post Master)
10/03/07 02:11 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Good grief - the kbb.com for his car in excellent condition with all value-adding options is $7995.

I still think it's a steal to be so vip/exe for only 22k, though.


GNN60GT500
(Post Master Sr)
10/03/07 02:28 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Fuck you mean for $10 in pillows at Walmart and cut springs I can triple the value of my car?

why didnt someone tell me that?


FCobra94
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 02:33 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: LowTech302
Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this:
1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still
2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!!
3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan
4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet
5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon
6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two
<end of forum>

OMG! That's too much

Also, $22K? WTF?


hustler
(Post Master Sr)
10/03/07 02:33 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

lol i love some of those ebay ads. They put a [insert cleaned up generic car here] in front of a McMansion and all of a sudden the value has increased ten fold. Glad to see our resident tassle queen is back, I missed him.

ResisterGo
(Post Master Supreme)
10/03/07 02:35 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: GNN60GT500
Fuck you mean for $10 in pillows at Walmart and cut springs I can triple the value of my car?

why didnt someone tell me that?




dropzone52
(Post Master)
10/03/07 02:35 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: GNN60GT500
Fuck you mean for $10 in pillows at Walmart and cut springs I can triple the value of my car?

why didnt someone tell me that?


...because you were too busy destroying the value of your GT500 by throwing a bunch of crap aftermarket parts on it. ;\)


w1kk3d
(Jr Member)
10/04/07 12:27 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: killerbeeVR6
lolz


 Originally Posted By: kdfalk
As some may have noticed, I dropped off the face of CSi about 3 months ago.


That tassle-thread was barely a month old, if that.
The exaggeration never ends :]


 Originally Posted By: kdfalk

It's smaller, mellower...


Sounds like he converted to a Japanese penis too, VIP COMPLETE!



A_MantisAdministrator
(Post Master Supreme)
10/04/07 07:15 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: killerbeeVR6







I'm fucking CRYING over here!


**DONOTDELETE**
()
10/05/07 02:05 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: johnso26
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Infiniti-Q45-NON-SMOKER-LOW-MILES-A-LOT-OF-CAR-NO-RESERVE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6264QQihZ006QQitemZ160162133524QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW

Same car. Same JDM. Buy-it-now $8900.

why would you want to pay $8900 when you can pay $22k?!?!!?!??

needs more tassles


Nealoc187
(Post Master Supreme)
10/06/07 11:56 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

22k hahaha. dude if you added up all the shit he put on that car and then added it to the value of the car, it wouldn't be 22k.

Nealoc187
(Post Master Supreme)
10/06/07 11:58 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

lol did anyone notice his sig on that forum

 Quote:
EXE '98 Q45t ~ Quiet Luxury ® FalkLuxurySports


SyFastfedful
(Post Master Sr)
10/06/07 12:27 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: LowTech302
Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this:
1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still
2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!!
3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan
4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet
5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon
6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two
<end of forum>

Not even worth the effort to sign up on to make fun of it. Plus a TSX on the front page? I thought those sucked ass and the car had to be RWD, big, and old to be VIP? Seriously wasn't there some rigid list of cars that are allowed to be VIP?
I like the thread about living the fine life, drinking $10 wine and sharing a filet-mignon. Big pimpin! \:D

Man, that post in OT would be better if jsmonet didn't fellate tassel-fuck and run defense to make sure nobody makes him cry.


MATT!!!! <3 <3 <3


SD91RS
(Post Master Sr)
10/06/07 01:18 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: SyHopeful
 Originally Posted By: LowTech302
Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this:
1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still
2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!!
3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan
4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet
5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon
6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two
<end of forum>

Not even worth the effort to sign up on to make fun of it. Plus a TSX on the front page? I thought those sucked ass and the car had to be RWD, big, and old to be VIP? Seriously wasn't there some rigid list of cars that are allowed to be VIP?
I like the thread about living the fine life, drinking $10 wine and sharing a filet-mignon. Big pimpin! \:D

Man, that post in OT would be better if jsmonet didn't fellate tassel-fuck and run defense to make sure nobody makes him cry.


MATT!!!! <3 <3 <3


No shit, Where the hell you been Matt?


B15Sentra
(Post Master Sr)
10/06/07 02:45 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

First thread I clicked on:

http://www.luxozine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7745

lol @ yer forums.

I also like it when someone on OT asked him what he drove:

 Quote:
It's a 1998 Infiniti Q45t / Nissan Cima V8.


Yeah, I drive a Mazda 6/Mazdaspeed6/MPS/Atenza.

People need to know the name it is in Japan.


MurderHornetVR6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/06/07 02:59 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: falk
Just don't stop posting guys, together we can keep it alive..



Yes, both of them.


Nealoc187
(Post Master Supreme)
10/06/07 04:06 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

lol, looks like one of those myriad forums you can dig up on the internet that has like 15 threads on it in the last 3 years. last activity, 4 months ago.

TimesNewRoman
(Post Master Sr)
10/06/07 04:32 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Quote:


I also like it when someone on OT asked him what he drove:

 Quote:
It's a 1998 Infiniti Q45t / Nissan Cima V8.


Yeah, I drive a Mazda 6/Mazdaspeed6/MPS/Atenza.

People need to know the name it is in Japan.


Sweet. I drive a Honda S2000/Honda S2000.


LowTech302
(Post Master Sr)
10/08/07 10:15 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Eh, I kinda fell out of cars for a bit to pay off debt and shit like that. Stopped looking at car boards for the most part since it kinda makes me want to spend money, lol. Been lurking for a little while though. Missed the old SvA humor and asshattery.

ErikB
(Post Master Sr)
10/08/07 11:04 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

I drive an srt4/ n/a lol

ErikB
(Post Master Sr)
10/08/07 11:09 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

HAHAHAHA, from his site:

http://www.falkluxurysports.com/P_interior.html

And you can learn a lot about a person buy the crap they try to sell people:
http://www.falkdesigns.com/4-shop.htm


MurderHornetVR6
(Post Master Supreme)
10/08/07 01:50 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

get your motherfucking Japanese alphabet on you white bitch






beerslurpy
(Post Master Supreme)
10/08/07 06:26 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

I drive Mazda MX-5/Roadster/Miata/lol identity crisis.

My daily driver is a Ford/Mercury/Lincoln Crown Victoria/Grand Marquis/Marauder/Taxi/Cop car/Town Car/lol even worse.


TimesNewRoman
(Post Master Sr)
10/08/07 09:41 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: Adam7

Damn, beat me to it.
Our cars are more JDM than his.


Dude, we're totally rollin' VIP status. Let's check the facts:

Rear-wheel drive? Check

A fraction of the cost of the European rivals? Check

Curtains that sweep back? Dude, my whole fucking roof is one big curtain.


MikeY2kSS
(Post Master Sr)
10/09/07 12:05 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: beerslurpy
I drive Mazda MX-5/Roadster/Miata/lol identity crisis.


It's not a Mazda Roadster... It's a Mazda MX-5/Miata/ EUNOS Roadster

fucking roundeyes....


LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
10/09/07 12:51 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

/pee's pants.

beerslurpy
(Post Master Supreme)
10/09/07 04:04 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

I thought mazda killed the eunos brand. Still, mine was a eunos year. Toilet seat emblem and everything.



LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
10/09/07 09:40 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Dude, you are VIP by association. Get out.

Per DM
(Post Master Sr)
08/12/14 12:31 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: Johnso26
 Quote:
This is my 3rd trip here, and will make 6 weeks I've spent in Japan over the past few years now.

So. fucking. proud. You're almost an honorary Jap! \:o

 Quote:
I don't have a bald spot either, I have a receding hair line, also known as thousands of rabbits walking backwards. FUCK YOU. God I really wish you would die, as in honest to God wish you would die or suffer some awful tragedy, it would actually put a smile on my face if you were disfigured or dead. And I'm not just saying this, I hope and pray it really happens. Fucking piece of shit looser.


RE: beerslurpy. Yes, this guy is for real.
Holy shit


hustler
(Post Master Sr)
08/12/14 05:27 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

that was a classic. just re-reading that made my day.

LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
08/20/14 06:50 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

7 year thread bump.

A_MantisAdministrator
(Post Master Supreme)
08/21/14 01:13 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.



NHRATA01
(Post Master)
08/30/14 09:18 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

This thread was so much win, and what a trip down memory lane. \:\)

MurderHornetVR6
(Post Master Supreme)
09/28/14 06:37 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

fuck lol

A_MantisAdministrator
(Post Master Supreme)
09/29/14 09:33 AM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

 Originally Posted By: ErikB


OMG


Manok
(Post Master Sr)
10/18/15 04:43 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

I used to own an infiniti M45. I couldn't deal with the shame so I traded it in on a yukon denali.

stickaz_old
(Post Master Supreme)
10/29/15 05:14 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

what did you trade the denali in for when you couldn't deal with its shame?

scootergeek
(Post Master Supreme)
10/29/15 07:21 PM
Re: tassle-fuck returns.

Toyota Crown, surely.