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lolz Originally Posted By: kdfalk As some may have noticed, I dropped off the face of CSi about 3 months ago. I got sick of the faggots in SVA who THINK they know everything so said fuck this place. However, I still like some of you guys. I bought Luxozine.com which was pretty much the only other forum I went on (and luxuryJcars.com occasionally) so you are all (well, not all.....) welcome to join up and I hope to see you on there. It's smaller, mellower and 120% more mature. |
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Uh oh, I foresee some new members of Luxozine...play nice boys & girls. |
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Tassels are like jdm anal beads. |
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Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA. |
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Oh No3s...... we can't join your club????? Excuse me. If you need me, I'll be crying in my treehouse. "No girls allowed" |
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Originally Posted By: kdfalk Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA. I know, the actual performance enthusiasts in SvA wouldn't be much appreciated by the grown-up ricer set felching each other about their 10 year old faux-luxo barges. |
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Ghey. |
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Originally Posted By: kdfalk Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA. It's actually really hard watching a grown man cry like this. Disappear for 3 months???!?!? But but, I thought you were LOL'ing through all of this? You LOVED it remember? Those statements stand in stark contrast to a butthurt Nipponphile who goes on a 3 month hiatus because you couldn't take our "immaturity." If it would turn out that you're a troll, you'd be troll of the fucking millennium. NEVER to be outdone. |
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Originally Posted By: NHRATA01 Originally Posted By: kdfalk Sorry homos, you won't be getting in. Instead, you'll continue shoving your cocks up each others asses here in GayVA. I know, the actual performance enthusiasts in SvA wouldn't be much appreciated by the grown-up ricer set felching each other about their 10 year old faux-luxo barges. x1000 |
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Quote: This is my 3rd trip here, and will make 6 weeks I've spent in Japan over the past few years now. So. fucking. proud. You're almost an honorary Jap! Quote: I don't have a bald spot either, I have a receding hair line, also known as thousands of rabbits walking backwards. FUCK YOU. God I really wish you would die, as in honest to God wish you would die or suffer some awful tragedy, it would actually put a smile on my face if you were disfigured or dead. And I'm not just saying this, I hope and pray it really happens. Fucking piece of shit looser. RE: beerslurpy. Yes, this guy is for real. |
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Johnso has it pegged. It's all LOL, yet consistent crying, leaving the board, coming back, whining etc, But it's all fun, we are the ones who can't get the joke! |
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I think even the Japanese are embarrassed by this guy.. |
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Originally Posted By: LNXGUY I think even the Japanese are embarrassed by this guy.. BOLD statement my friend. *scats* |
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Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this: 1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still 2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!! 3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan 4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet 5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon 6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two <end of forum> Not even worth the effort to sign up on to make fun of it. Plus a TSX on the front page? I thought those sucked ass and the car had to be RWD, big, and old to be VIP? Seriously wasn't there some rigid list of cars that are allowed to be VIP? I like the thread about living the fine life, drinking $10 wine and sharing a filet-mignon. Big pimpin! Man, that post in OT would be better if jsmonet didn't fellate tassel-fuck and run defense to make sure nobody makes him cry. |
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Yep. This guy is true-blue pathetic and willing to go to any length to prove it. That forum's content is priceless..... |
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Jsmonet is unintentionally doing us a favor by keeping him there to be milked. |
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Looks like slapnuts may be coming to his senses: http://www.luxozine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7725 |
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$22K......LOL!!!!! And another mention of Nippon. Wow. |
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Originally Posted By: johnso26 $22K......LOL!!!!! And another mention of Nippon. Wow. Yah. 22k. Wow. The delusion is strong in this one. |
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Originally Posted By: Impulsive It's all LOL, yet consistent crying, leaving the board, coming back, whining etc, But it's all fun, we are the ones who can't get the joke! bang on! |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Infiniti-...sspagenameZWDVW Same car. Same JDM. Buy-it-now $8900. |
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Originally Posted By: johnso26 http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Infiniti-Q45-NON-SMOKER-LOW-MILES-A-LOT-OF-CAR-NO-RESERVE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6264QQihZ006QQitemZ160162133524QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW Same car. Same JDM. Buy-it-now $8900. Yeah, and none of that "removing tassels & curtains after you buy it" bullshit either. Sounds like a winner. |
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That car actually has 23k less miles. It just doesn't have all the super JDM-sweet high quality EXE parts. BTW: Since when did modifying your car add resale value? |
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Originally Posted By: Morbo That car actually has 23k less miles. It just doesn't have all the super JDM-sweet high quality EXE parts. BTW: Since when did modifying your car add resale value? lol answered your own question. Curtains are teh pimp status. |
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Good grief - the kbb.com for his car in excellent condition with all value-adding options is $7995. I still think it's a steal to be so vip/exe for only 22k, though. |
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Fuck you mean for $10 in pillows at Walmart and cut springs I can triple the value of my car? why didnt someone tell me that? |
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Originally Posted By: LowTech302 Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this: 1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still 2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!! 3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan 4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet 5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon 6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two <end of forum> OMG! That's too much Also, $22K? WTF? |
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lol i love some of those ebay ads. They put a [insert cleaned up generic car here] in front of a McMansion and all of a sudden the value has increased ten fold. Glad to see our resident tassle queen is back, I missed him. |
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Originally Posted By: GNN60GT500 Fuck you mean for $10 in pillows at Walmart and cut springs I can triple the value of my car? why didnt someone tell me that? |
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Originally Posted By: GNN60GT500 Fuck you mean for $10 in pillows at Walmart and cut springs I can triple the value of my car? why didnt someone tell me that? ...because you were too busy destroying the value of your GT500 by throwing a bunch of crap aftermarket parts on it. |
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Originally Posted By: killerbeeVR6 lolz Originally Posted By: kdfalk As some may have noticed, I dropped off the face of CSi about 3 months ago. That tassle-thread was barely a month old, if that. The exaggeration never ends :] Originally Posted By: kdfalk It's smaller, mellower... Sounds like he converted to a Japanese penis too, VIP COMPLETE! |
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Originally Posted By: killerbeeVR6 I'm fucking CRYING over here! |
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Originally Posted By: johnso26 http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Infiniti-Q45-NON-SMOKER-LOW-MILES-A-LOT-OF-CAR-NO-RESERVE_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ6264QQihZ006QQitemZ160162133524QQrdZ1QQsspagenameZWDVW Same car. Same JDM. Buy-it-now $8900. why would you want to pay $8900 when you can pay $22k?!?!!?!?? needs more tassles |
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22k hahaha. dude if you added up all the shit he put on that car and then added it to the value of the car, it wouldn't be 22k. |
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lol did anyone notice his sig on that forum Quote: EXE '98 Q45t ~ Quiet Luxury ® FalkLuxurySports |
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Originally Posted By: LowTech302 Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this: 1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still 2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!! 3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan 4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet 5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon 6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two <end of forum> Not even worth the effort to sign up on to make fun of it. Plus a TSX on the front page? I thought those sucked ass and the car had to be RWD, big, and old to be VIP? Seriously wasn't there some rigid list of cars that are allowed to be VIP? I like the thread about living the fine life, drinking $10 wine and sharing a filet-mignon. Big pimpin! Man, that post in OT would be better if jsmonet didn't fellate tassel-fuck and run defense to make sure nobody makes him cry. MATT!!!! <3 <3 <3 |
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Originally Posted By: SyHopeful Originally Posted By: LowTech302 Shitty site.....no members either, just tassel-fuck talking to himself mostly. You can really tell how giddy he gets over the idea that he's visiting the land of VIP. The main forum looks like like this: 1. It's 4AM where you are at but I'm TOTALLY in Japan still 2. Just checking in from Japan.....yes, JAPAN!!!! 3. I'm in the airport waiting for my flight to Japan 4. My upcoming trip to Japan is going to be super duper sweet 5. Hey I'm going to Japan soon 6. Well, me and my Japanese wife will be driving our Japanese car to the airport to go to Japan in a week or two <end of forum> Not even worth the effort to sign up on to make fun of it. Plus a TSX on the front page? I thought those sucked ass and the car had to be RWD, big, and old to be VIP? Seriously wasn't there some rigid list of cars that are allowed to be VIP? I like the thread about living the fine life, drinking $10 wine and sharing a filet-mignon. Big pimpin! Man, that post in OT would be better if jsmonet didn't fellate tassel-fuck and run defense to make sure nobody makes him cry. MATT!!!! <3 <3 <3 No shit, Where the hell you been Matt? |
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First thread I clicked on: http://www.luxozine.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7745 lol @ yer forums. I also like it when someone on OT asked him what he drove: Quote: It's a 1998 Infiniti Q45t / Nissan Cima V8. Yeah, I drive a Mazda 6/Mazdaspeed6/MPS/Atenza. People need to know the name it is in Japan. |
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Originally Posted By: falk Just don't stop posting guys, together we can keep it alive.. Yes, both of them. |
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lol, looks like one of those myriad forums you can dig up on the internet that has like 15 threads on it in the last 3 years. last activity, 4 months ago. |
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Quote: I also like it when someone on OT asked him what he drove: Quote: It's a 1998 Infiniti Q45t / Nissan Cima V8. Yeah, I drive a Mazda 6/Mazdaspeed6/MPS/Atenza. People need to know the name it is in Japan. Sweet. I drive a Honda S2000/Honda S2000. |
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Eh, I kinda fell out of cars for a bit to pay off debt and shit like that. Stopped looking at car boards for the most part since it kinda makes me want to spend money, lol. Been lurking for a little while though. Missed the old SvA humor and asshattery. |
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I drive an srt4/ n/a lol |
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HAHAHAHA, from his site: http://www.falkluxurysports.com/P_interior.html And you can learn a lot about a person buy the crap they try to sell people: http://www.falkdesigns.com/4-shop.htm |
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I drive Mazda MX-5/Roadster/Miata/lol identity crisis. My daily driver is a Ford/Mercury/Lincoln Crown Victoria/Grand Marquis/Marauder/Taxi/Cop car/Town Car/lol even worse. |
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Originally Posted By: Adam7 Damn, beat me to it. Our cars are more JDM than his. Dude, we're totally rollin' VIP status. Let's check the facts: Rear-wheel drive? Check A fraction of the cost of the European rivals? Check Curtains that sweep back? Dude, my whole fucking roof is one big curtain. |
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Originally Posted By: beerslurpy I drive Mazda MX-5/Roadster/Miata/lol identity crisis. It's not a Mazda Roadster... It's a Mazda MX-5/Miata/ EUNOS Roadster fucking roundeyes.... |
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I thought mazda killed the eunos brand. Still, mine was a eunos year. Toilet seat emblem and everything. |
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Originally Posted By: Johnso26 Quote: This is my 3rd trip here, and will make 6 weeks I've spent in Japan over the past few years now. So. fucking. proud. You're almost an honorary Jap! Quote: I don't have a bald spot either, I have a receding hair line, also known as thousands of rabbits walking backwards. FUCK YOU. God I really wish you would die, as in honest to God wish you would die or suffer some awful tragedy, it would actually put a smile on my face if you were disfigured or dead. And I'm not just saying this, I hope and pray it really happens. Fucking piece of shit looser. RE: beerslurpy. Yes, this guy is for real. |
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I used to own an infiniti M45. I couldn't deal with the shame so I traded it in on a yukon denali. |
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Toyota Crown, surely. |