furball
(Post Master Sr)
12/12/14 07:54 AM
What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Or is it equal if your s/o is your right hand

So I'm dating this amazing chick... Fucking brains through the fucking roof, while still being a social butterfly... Her mind is always 'on'... Sometimes I need to up my game to be at my peak; this is her 'baseline'...

She just OWNS 2 major quadrants of specialized knowledge (1 of them being engineering), and has the social skills to make even the lowliest of peasants feel special. That, and her command of the Engrish language is impeccable.

This chick continues to amaze and push me to new limits. Fuuuuck, is zis ruv? <3

I'd guesstimating she's probably 20-30% above my IQ \:\( But she ruvs me the way I am, 'special'


Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 08:03 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

You found a unicorn, these guys have asked for people like you to report to them immediately: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuI6GTY9eVc

How long have you been dating this girl? Have you had your first fight? Not saying she isn't what you say she is, but if it's that honeymoon stage (that's how it reads to me) then I'd discount everything you say by about 50% to reflect reality \:D

 Quote:
I'd guesstimating she's probably 20-30% above my IQ


This thread has potential


LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 08:22 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

I hope she's good in bed.

RIC3BOY
(Jr Member)
12/12/14 08:43 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Wifey is an engineer. Me, just in IT.

So yes, me < her


furball
(Post Master Sr)
12/12/14 08:56 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Apparently I own the sex quadrant specialty She's DTF so that works in my favour

Some of it might be honeymoon stage... I'm trying to see through that.

Though I just got snobbed last night... I was saying how smart she is, then she goes "Look, I go to lunch with <InsertReallySmartPhDLevelGroupOfPeopleHere>, not the janitor down the hall. Who by the way still has yet to take out the garbage in my office, and instead sleeps in the supply room, balancing a fan on her belly. Which by the way, come to think of it, is ingenius."

To put it into perspective, there would only be 1-2 of her in a given company; a subject matter expert if you will...


4age
(Post Master Sr)
12/12/14 09:12 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

you are really whipped, son!

Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 09:23 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: furball

I'd guesstimating she's probably 20-30% above my IQ


so shes registering a normal IQ then. cause nigra u dumb.



Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 09:32 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Risky Business
You found a unicorn
I think its a tranny


Big Tasty
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 10:35 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?



Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 10:51 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: furball
Apparently I own the sex quadrant specialty She's DTF so that works in my favour

Some of it might be honeymoon stage... I'm trying to see through that.

Though I just got snobbed last night... I was saying how smart she is, then she goes "Look, I go to lunch with <InsertReallySmartPhDLevelGroupOfPeopleHere>, not the janitor down the hall. Who by the way still has yet to take out the garbage in my office, and instead sleeps in the supply room, balancing a fan on her belly. Which by the way, come to think of it, is ingenius."

To put it into perspective, there would only be 1-2 of her in a given company; a subject matter expert if you will...


Everything points to a GC Asian. I really hope that's not how she talks. \:\|


furball
(Post Master Sr)
12/12/14 10:59 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

\:\| Yeah... That comment threw me off, cuz that's not how she usually talks. I think she was getting annoyed when I sometimes think she's blowing my mind cuz of how smart she is.... When that level of braininess is actually her resting baseline.

 Originally Posted By: Risky Business
Everything points to a GC Asian. I really hope that's not how she talks. \:\|


**DONOTDELETE**
()
12/12/14 11:00 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

I tell mine she's pretty quite often. I'll leave it at that

zc911
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 11:03 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Lost^
I tell mine she's pretty quite often. I'll leave it at that


I use cute lol

She is not stupid, but on occassion i get awesome quotes

"I dont wanna eat chicken wings anymore, i feel so bad, i've been eating baby chickens all along!!!!"


LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 11:06 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

^--- Keeper!

phoenixrage
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 11:13 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Euphoric
 Originally Posted By: Risky Business
You found a unicorn
I think its a tranny


lmao


Hatorade
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 11:34 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

This is one retarded thread...

f22b-dohc
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 12:22 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Hatorade
This is one retarded thread...


c2k
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 12:37 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: furball

Though I just got snobbed last night... I was saying how smart she is, then she goes "Look, I go to lunch with <InsertReallySmartPhDLevelGroupOfPeopleHere>, not the janitor down the hall. Who by the way still has yet to take out the garbage in my office, and instead sleeps in the supply room, balancing a fan on her belly. Which by the way, come to think of it, is ingenius."




\:\|


Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 12:38 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Hatorade
This is one retarded thread...


Why? I think it's great.

Feel free to tell us how much smarter/dumber your wife is compared to you! XD


87ZCSi
(Post Master Sr)
12/12/14 05:16 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

My girl is smart. I'd like to think we are on par. Same degree but she's more book smart I think and I'm more hands on. She's a team lead for design of computer chips in video cards and still does hands on technical... So ya... She smart.

Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
12/12/14 06:13 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

They still do that in Canada ?

87ZCSi
(Post Master Sr)
12/13/14 02:13 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Ya. Who knew.

LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
12/13/14 10:40 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Are we sure she's actually smart and just not some know-it-all? I'm sure we all know people like this.

87ZCSi
(Post Master Sr)
12/13/14 11:47 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Ya she's been there 10 yrs and we've talked "engineering", she can talk the talk. I'm sure at work she walks the walk too (lab time, feature owner, etc etc). I'm proud of her.

Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
12/13/14 12:03 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Must be another unicorn...my encounters with engineers (all males) are usually defined as technically smart and retarded in every aspect of life.

At work our Eng. Dept is close to 30 people from senior engineers to interns, 90% are mouth breathers the rest are slicksters, total opposites.


87ZCSi
(Post Master Sr)
12/13/14 12:08 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

She's a unicorn for sure. So are mist of her female iron ring wearing friends.

loudsubz
(Post Master Supreme)
12/13/14 01:16 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Let's just say she once spelt "shampoo" without the "h"

Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
12/13/14 02:11 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: LNXGUY
Are we sure she's actually smart and just not some know-it-all? I'm sure we all know people like this.
I don't


LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
12/14/14 10:28 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Euphoric
 Originally Posted By: LNXGUY
Are we sure she's actually smart and just not some know-it-all? I'm sure we all know people like this.
I don't


Look in the mirror.



Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
12/14/14 02:27 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

That was the joke \:\|

LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
12/14/14 04:51 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: Euphoric
That was the joke \:\|


\:\|


furball
(Post Master Sr)
12/22/14 09:10 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

... This one's a fucking keeper...

So I'm nursing my rug-burned/bruised knees, taking a break while I lick my wounds...

So she tells a joke

'Two gold fish are in a tank, and one says to the other....

How do you drive this thing?'

\:\|



Senor Eduardo_82
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 10:30 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

In 6 months, you'd slap her for telling the same joke.

Enjoy the honeymoon!


Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 11:04 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: furball

'Two gold fish are in a tank, and one says to the other....

How do you drive this thing?'



omg kekekekekekeeke such a keeper


JEFFOS
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 01:38 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Super honeymoon phase man

4age
(Post Master Sr)
12/22/14 01:53 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

i was like that too.......when i was 12! XD

Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 02:41 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

 Originally Posted By: furball
... This one's a fucking keeper...

So I'm nursing my rug-burned/bruised knees, taking a break while I lick my wounds...

So she tells a joke

'Two gold fish are in a tank, and one says to the other....

How do you drive this thing?'

\:\|






There will be a lot of this in your life

You are so fucked.


LNXGUY
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 03:14 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

This isn't going to end well

Hatorade
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 05:06 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

W T F

87ZCSi
(Post Master Sr)
12/22/14 05:32 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

I'd chuckle if my girl told me that joke. How long you been seeing her?


On another note when do you guys figure honeymoon phase ends?


Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
12/22/14 06:30 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Depends on a thousand things, do you live together, how often you see each other, how much time you spend together a week, etc?

The less time you spend together, the longer the honeymoon phase will last. It can go on for years if you just "date".

If you live together, I'd say 6 - 12 months and then it's GNSP.


c2k
(Post Master Supreme)
12/23/14 06:20 AM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

op - just fart in the same room with her and the honeymoon phrase will immediately end.

Senor Eduardo_82
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 12:56 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

Update?

furball
(Post Master Sr)
01/06/15 01:30 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

1) Suspicion
- She's suspicious of my past, given some of the fucked up stories I've told her of my exes, etc... She knows nothing re: my 'checklist of things to clean' as I've mysteriously lost my game in the past 6 mths
- I tell her I have no game, or I don't have enough game to do certain things, and then she'll point to my stories I've told her and say I'm not giving myself enough credit, by accident or on purpose...
- Doesn't help I told her I was --> <-- this close to being in a 4 guys-1 chick gang bang, had I not blacked out from too much redbull vodka... (Buddy's bachelor in Vegas, and the chick was not a hooker or drugged or a lady boi. Another buddy picked her up at the club and brought her back. My buddies brought my drunk ass back to the room and saw them fucking, and joined in.)
- I told her I was set up the day before I met her with another chick, also in her field, but higher up in the ranks, and younger, taller. She's like wtf why not date her instead. (Had to tell her; she eventually found out by stalking my chats... see below)

2) Fucking
- She's like wtf are you 18, who the fuck fucks 3-4 times/day every fucking day ... Did you always do this?
- It drains her, as she needs to focus on her studies/work/etc.

I told her: it never came up. The 2 times it did come up from my exes was:
a) One was bitching I wasn't fucking her every day
b) Another commented she's had more sex in the past 2 wks than in the final 6 mths with her ex.

3) IQ side of things
- Things have calmed down, she's no more this 'shining-star-OMG-she-so-SMRT' ... Though when she gets into work mode holy fuck does she go hardcore work smart.
- I found she recently started playing Farmville on her phone
- She does Farmville and fb stalking as a way of decompression...

4) Domestic
- I went domestic at her place, as she lives like a pig. She squirrels away receipts in every fucking corner possible. I cleaned that shit with the quickness, and she feels a tad violated (but fully understands that I did this with her ok.)
- Did some cooking, she did some baking. She'll come home to a nicely-cooked meal, and I get sex after.
- Rearranged her food pantry, that was a fucking pig sty.
- Rearranged her condo furniture, that was horrendous. She had a fucking bicycle in the middle of the place. Still has no dinner table (that's got an LCD monitor and papers all over it.)
- Rearranged her utility closet, resurrected her Roomba

5) Stalking
- She's now stalking my feeds/chats; she'll take my thumb to my iPhone, and check my messages. When there are no messages on WhatsApp in the morning, she'll message me "DING", to check if it'll pop up. It does. I told her wtf you're the first person to stalk my messages.

Side bar: That was an old trick I used to do. I'd either turn off a given chat service when I'm with a girl, and/or dedicate a specific chat service per chick. i.e. WeChat for Mainlanders, WhatsApp for some, iMessage for some, fb chat for another set.

6) Honeymoon Phase
- It's starting to wear off just a tad.
- I snore like a mofo, it sometimes keeps her up, so she knows now to just jab me. Apparently I don't just turn the other way and keep sleeping. I suddenly become awake, and see her arm retract Then, I go back to sleep
- She's been bitching about how saggy and diaper-ass my jeans look. She wants me to wear slim and/or skinny jeans That ain't happening... It's gonna be a fucking massive muffin top.
- I've scared her multiple times as she opens the bathroom door Once I even held my phone with the LED light on, under my chin
- Met up with some of her work friends, they're cool, and fucking brilliant as well. They each hold multiple doctorate degrees and are 'executives' in their own right
- We're now talking about taking a 1-week vacay in Feb to a sunny destination... That'll be another round of tests to see if things work.


Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 01:37 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?



Best relationship update ever, I love the honesty!!!

Sounds like the crazy is about to come out Called it first.

I wonder what she would do if you started snooping through her phone.

Why in the fawk would you tell her you were in a group of asian guys about to tag team a girl omfg

Definitely starting to fit right into my engineering stereotype as well


JEFFOS
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 01:46 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

The thumb to finger print scanner message checking is pretty funny

furball
(Post Master Sr)
01/06/15 01:49 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

I high-fived her once with jizz all over my hands ... \:\|

She'll never high-five me again after sex


Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 02:00 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?



dafuq is wrong with you? I think you need to stop downloading all that anime tentacle pron and join the real world.


Euphoricuck
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 02:17 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

picture of OP right before he was about to "blackout " from "redbull/vodka"



If your pillows are checking your phone and sniffing your dick you need to throw them out and get new ones.


**DONOTDELETE**
()
01/06/15 02:36 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

wtf

fuck having some broad stalk your fb and phone, that's a no go for me.


Risky Business
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 02:46 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

I want to know more about the all asian guy gangbang to be honest \:\|

**DONOTDELETE**
()
01/06/15 03:18 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

She needed all 4 of them at once to feel satisfied...



titty sprinkles
(Post Master Supreme)
01/06/15 04:09 PM
Re: What's your IQ differential with the s/o?

that great