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#4987122 - 08/25/10 10:28 AM how do i shoot fat people?
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i mean, I could warp them skinny in ps, but i don't like them like that.

so how do i shoot fat people to make them look less amorphous blob and more... not huge? it'll be at a wedding, unfortunately, but there must be a pose or 3 that can hide a few extra chins. I'll just touch up the really blobulous parts, naturally
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#4987163 - 08/25/10 10:39 AM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: jsmonet]
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LOL! I ran into this when I shot a wedding.

The key is to NOT surround them with people who are drastically skinnier.

Try to put them with people near their own size, and DON'T GET a side profile.
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#4987188 - 08/25/10 10:48 AM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: GB]
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it won't be hard to not surround them with drastically skinnier people. they're fat, her family is fat, all their trash friends are fucking fat, and her mom is like orca fat. it's like someone took a 4:3 aspect ratio pic and stretched it to fit 16:9.

I seriously want to vomit a little in my mouth whenever i'm around all of them.

average weight is 3 bills, not tall. I'm not going to get away from the fat, but I need anglez to minimize the whale-ness
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#4987507 - 08/25/10 12:29 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: jsmonet]
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I think they know they're fat. Just shoot like normal.
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#4987595 - 08/25/10 12:53 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: ]
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shoot them from an elevated position, get above them so that you're looking slightly down. Also, shoot them with a longer lens - avoid wide angle.
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#4987627 - 08/25/10 01:01 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: jsmonet]
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 Originally Posted By: jsmonet
it's like someone took a 4:3 aspect ratio pic and stretched it to fit 16:9.


LOL

 Originally Posted By: iParker
I think they know they're fat. Just shoot like normal.


Fuck it man, this is what I would do.

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#4987790 - 08/25/10 01:48 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: Nate047]
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well, that's why most brides normally try to lose weight before their wedding....
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#4987793 - 08/25/10 01:49 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: Nate047]
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With a gun. /Johnso

You can try to arrange them so that the key light from windows, etc. are hitting them on the side of their face turned away from the camera (think 3/4 view) with the rest being maybe a stop lower.

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#4988397 - 08/25/10 04:07 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: scootergeek]
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#4988497 - 08/25/10 04:39 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: LNXGUY]
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cameras don't lie. not your job to make them pretty \:D it's their fat, let them deal with it.
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#4988603 - 08/25/10 05:24 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: Lafora]
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 Originally Posted By: Lafora
cameras don't lie. not your job to make them pretty \:D it's their fat, let them deal with it.


artfully stated, and said in this thread a couple times over. yeah, ya know what, i'm going to warp some extra chins onto them for the hell of it. might as well GET a shot that's i'd miss if i worried "does this anglez make me look orcafat?"

body turned a bit, but not totally sideways seems to help a little
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#4988644 - 08/25/10 05:39 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: Lafora]
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 Originally Posted By: Lafora
cameras don't lie.


The hell they don't.

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#4988725 - 08/25/10 06:12 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: jsmonet]
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lol.



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#4988822 - 08/25/10 06:58 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: Nate047]
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 Originally Posted By: Nate047
 Originally Posted By: jsmonet
it's like someone took a 4:3 aspect ratio pic and stretched it to fit 16:9.


LOL

Nate


Solution:

1. Shoot like normal
2. Crop to 16:9
3. Squish to 4:3
4. ???
5. Profit

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#4989302 - 08/25/10 11:02 PM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: busfare]
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why didn't i think of this? haha
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#4990153 - 08/26/10 10:02 AM Re: how do i shoot fat people? [Re: jsmonet]
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Dont shoot anything from below, i know thats rule # 1
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